꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps)

𝙿𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚘 𝙿𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚘? 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙿𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚘 𝙿𝚒𝚌-𝙰𝚜𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎.

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

“𝑁𝑜 𝑛𝑢𝑛𝑠. 𝑁𝑜 𝑛𝑢𝑛𝑠, 𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑒!”

𝙰𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚆𝚎 𝙳𝚘 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚜.

𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝|| 𝟷𝟾+|| 𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸|| 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 #𝙻𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 & #𝙶𝚞𝚒𝚍𝚓𝚊|| 𝙿𝚘��𝚢𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

//Writer is in desperate need of a super slumber.

Therefore, should I come back? I feel like I do my best WWDITS writing when I’m in the deepest of depressions ahahaha.

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

//I am not going to lie this season is giving me absolutely no muse 😪

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

@BUSHMANlPULATOR

[emotional warfare @spilledbot]

i love you. i want us both to eat well.

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

She slaps him hard across the face at his confession, before grinning a very fangy grin. Truthfully it wasn’t much of a confession, she knew she was hot.

“Yes actually. I /am/ very attractive.”

She fluffs her hair, gloating at the compliment.

[THE QUEEN BITCH .ᐟ @VAMPIRICBRAT]

he huffs in response, just like a child about to have a tantrum would.

" then fine, yes! i think you are very attractive. you and laszlo are, happy? you can't be mean to me! i said nice things! "

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

She rolls her eyes.

“I don’t know. Why don’t we find out?”

[THE QUEEN BITCH .ᐟ @VAMPIRICBRAT]

@HisGoodLadyWife

will you be mean to me if i said yes?

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

//Just watched the new ep and oh my god it is my new favorite.

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

@BUSHMANlPULATOR //Writing this hurt me more than you know 😭

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

Six? But there is only five of us, my silly little rabid bear. Me, you, Nandor, Gizmo and Colin Robinson. One, two, three, four, five. Must we return you to primary school?

[𝕮𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖍 🦇 @BUSHMANlPULATOR]

six tickets to barbie, please

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

@BUSHMANlPULATOR “Erm what is this 𝐁𝐨𝐫-𝐛𝐞𝐞 movie you speak of, my love?”

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

//Wow I can spell wtf is a monent???

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

//SORRY BUT IONA TWEETS SO MUCH WHEN I AM AWAY I MUST STALK AND CATCH UP FOR A MONENT EVERY TIME <3

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

@BUSHMANlPULATOR //IVE ALWAYS BEEN AROUND 🖤🫶🏻

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

//SORRY BUT IONA TWEETS SO MUCH WHEN I AM AWAY I MUST STALK AND CATCH UP FOR A MONENT EVERY TIME <3

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

// AHEM-- Uh oh... What is this tickle in my throat I am feeling?

[𝕮𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖍 🦇 @BUSHMANlPULATOR]

https://t.co/3zhwhN0hPC

when laszlo and alexis' nadja got the vampire flu and it was the most dramatic shit ever I miss those days

[𝕮𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖍 🦇 @BUSHMANlPULATOR]

https://t.co/3zhwhN0hPC

when laszlo and alexis' nadja got the vampire flu and it was the most dramatic shit ever I miss those days

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

vague threats of violence with vague sensual undertones

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

She giggles at the kiss to her neck, his beard tickling her sensitive flesh.

"You've written a song just for me?" She questions, reaching out to cup the man's plump face in her hands, staring at him adoringly.

"Mmm, I do love when the virgins walk right up to our door."

[𝕮𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖍 🦇 @BUSHMANlPULATOR]

Oh yes, something special for you, my sweet.

( Going into kiss her neck, fangs grazing across ice-cold skin. )

Though I must confess, my dear, I *may* have had a little snack earlier; one of those, err, Witnesses came by again.

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

@MALEBlMBO //BE BETTER

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

//Also I will refrain from posting spoiler gifs/pictures until tomorrow but after that you’re all SOL.

YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE! WATCH THE EPS WHAT’RE YOU WAITING FOR!?

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

//Nadja x The Guide