— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ.

“𝘎𝘸𝘢𝘩𝘢𝘩𝘢! 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦?” 𝙺𝚘𝚘𝚙𝚊 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚐. [ᴍ+ʟ ʀᴘɢ ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ᴘʀɪᴍᴀʀɪʟʏ]

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

“𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘞 𝘛𝘐𝘔𝘌!”

🔥 ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ
🔥 sɪx ʏᴇᴀʀs ʀᴘ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ
🔥 ᴍ&ʟ ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ
🔥 sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴡ/ sʜɪᴘs

ʀᴛ?

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

@DamselinPink “Bwahahaha! Time to enact my new kidnapping pla- No Kidnapping Zone? Hrgh... you win this time, Princess...”

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

@Infernal_Koopa

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

@World1Peach waving one last time to Peach before disappearing out the town’s gates.

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

@World1Peach Bowser gave the princess a nervous, yet appreciative look. The look of a parent missing their child.

“I owe you one, Peach. Really.”

He looked around at the cowering Toads.

“I’m leaving now, no need to be scared.” He said before turning and continuing his search—

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

@World1Peach “No, really, I don’t want to trouble you with this. He’s my responsibility. If anything, he’s probably painting a Piranha Plant somewhere. Just send one of your Toads if someone sees him, that’s all I ask.”

A genuine, kind side of Bowser was showing. He wasn’t all bad, clearly.

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

@World1Peach “Uh, no... I was just checking Toad Town in case Junior wound up here and I ran into you. I suppose I’ll be on my way then, since my presence is an issue. Sorry.”

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

@World1Peach “Because I’m trying to find my son, actually. Is it so wrong to look out for family, Princess?”

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

@World1Peach He crossed his arms, annoyed. He could sense her disdain for him.

“You can wipe away that grimace, I’m not here to kidnap you this time.”

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

“Hey Koople, add my next plan to kidnap @CoralMonarch to my To-Do List.” Bowser said to his Koople Assistant. #FakeRP

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

“NOT NOW CHIPPY.” https://t.co/TdjrZhYo99

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

@Infernal_Koopa // I AM CRYING MAN I AM IN TEARS

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

@CoralMonarch / write with me nerd

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

|| lmfao I got bored and did a thing 😂

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

@CoralMonarch / way to forget about this precious Cinnamon roll tho

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

|| I kinda want a new Mario movie done the right way: aka adapt Superstar Saga into a movie or Netflix series because damn I want to hear this theme in a movie/series https://t.co/UuYVNdEHdu

[— ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ. @HisGrouchiness]

@Infernal_Koopa “Give him a punch in the face for me.”