Jaskier (S4)

❝𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦, 𝑂 ℎ𝑢𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑!❞

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

❝𝑇𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑑 —
𝑊𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑓𝑎𝑒𝑟𝑦, ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑,❞

🍃 Bard. Friend. Changeling. More of a lover than a fighter.

❝𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑’𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑.❞

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

"But those little things are so cute, with their little pincery doodads."

He let go of Radovid just long enough to mimic it with his arms.

"And she's so evil."

[𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒫𝒶𝓌𝓃 @PawnedPrince]

“My love, I think you meant a praying mantis.” And he’s just there, beaming a proud smile because he knew something.

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

Jaskier's got quite the sweet tooth~

[𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒫𝒶𝓌𝓃 @PawnedPrince]

But isn’t Radovid sweet enough for the both of us?

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

@PlaguedbyMagick "I'll have to take your word for it; I can't say I have any idea who either of those people are. Friends of yours?

You could tell me about them at the tavern, maybe."

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

Now taking applications for a handsome, pale-haired replacement for my ungrateful witcher.

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

@PlaguedbyMagick "Wh- you started it, mister."

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

There isn't even a Geralt and Jaskier? Not like that, anyway.

He's resistant to my charms.

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

And it works out great!

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧 @BurnTheButcher]

That’s because you’re always flirting up the innkeeper.

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

@PlaguedbyMagick Jaskier tilted his head, smiling.

"And where is the lovely Cregan Stark taking me for our date?"

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

A whisper of betrayal,

"Aiden's funnier."

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧 @BurnTheButcher]

Annoyed eye roll.

“I’m funny by Witcher standards.”

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

It's great for getting discounted rooms at the inn, though.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧 @BurnTheButcher]

Or, because I just don’t care about being charismatic?

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

@PlaguedbyMagick "Then does my knight in shining armor have a name?"

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

@PlaguedbyMagick He narrowed his eyes a little.

"...Is this a prank? Because I have to say, a handsome sword-wielding stranger appearing and abruptly declaring to defend my honor seems a little too good to be true."

He pointed a finger at him.

"You're not going to eat me or something are you?"

[𝘾𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 @psyhorrible]

I asked Sauron, ‘If I were a worm, would you love me?’ and he scowled and said, ‘I don’t love you now either.’

How sad.

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

@PlaguedbyMagick "Wow, you move fast. Less than ten sentences and you've already moved on to dating?" He chuckled, a lopsided grin on his face.

"Not that I'm saying no, but it's a hell of a first impression."

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

@PlaguedbyMagick "Really? That was easy. I'm used to having to haggle my way in, but this is much better."

He perked up, already eager.

"I'm Jaskier."

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

I suppose the hair color needn't be a requirement;

I just think it'd make it funnier.

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

Now taking applications for a handsome, pale-haired replacement for my ungrateful witcher.

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

@PlaguedbyMagick "You cut a very fine figure; the sword is promising... had any adventures you'd care to share with a renowned bard?"

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

We are ethereal and beautiful...

And you are wriggling around in the dirt like a worm, pretending you don't need our help.

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

Ah, but can you handle the unimpressed stare of two?

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

@PlaguedbyMagick "Yes. Since he clearly doesn't appreciate me enough, I thought I'd go and share my talents elsewhere for a while."

[Jaskier (S4) @HisLuteStrings]

And lucky for you I did! I'm the only one of us with any charisma.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧 @BurnTheButcher]

Is it?

Or it is it because you clung to me like a barnacle?