Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody)

I was team Edward till @HerAlphaFido took his shirt off. #Sasshole #Bambi #RPAcct 18+ not Hailee Steinfeld

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

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[Jack @IBecomeEveryone]

But hoooowwww? Lmfao

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

Like I told Kess…..it’s more of a step mom/step son thing 😂😂😂

[Jack @IBecomeEveryone]

Jake's your son?! 😂🤣🤣 He imprinted on his mama.

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

I swear I just discovered a new kink due to this book.

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

Any minute now Kindle…..it’s after midnight and I NEED Arrows and Apologies!

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

But MOM!!!!

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

Oh sweet Lucifer.

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

*DEAD*

[TheBossKessy @kessily]

@HisMixedImprint @HerAlphaFido "Oh no! Stepmom what are you doing!"

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

@kessily @HerAlphaFido Unless…..it’s a step mom/step son Scenario 😂😂

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

My Twitter Family:
Parents: @V_Bloodletter @Finding_Tricia
Spouse: @kessily
Children: @Stabbingurheart @HerAlphaFido

via https://t.co/N4GKD1pBIh

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[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

@kessily @V_Bloodletter @Finding_Tricia @Stabbingurheart @HerAlphaFido I don’t know how I feel about being Jake’s mom. 😂

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

Well this is awkward. *dead gone and buried*

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

My Twitter Family:
Parents: @V_Bloodletter @Finding_Tricia
Spouse: @kessily
Children: @Stabbingurheart @HerAlphaFido

via https://t.co/N4GKD1pBIh

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[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

Never a full day when the neighbors aren’t fighting.

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

I want to call him Luci. The temptation is very high.

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

@OfYourDesire @kessily So it is true. The Devil really does wear Prada.

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

Oh sweet baby Jesus….

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

@kessily @OfYourDesire *presses my lips together turning my gaze away to keep the laugh threatening to come out at bay*

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

@kessily @OfYourDesire Was so hoping he’d say they were Prada.

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

So….we’re finishing a basement. Bet! I’ll get the power tools!

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

I’m going to hell for this but I love my FB feed 😂😂😂

[Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) @HisMixedImprint]

So I think I wanna get back into writing and black and white photography.