Kevin Connolly (Parody)

9 months ago

~ don't worry, I'm not sad at all! I'm having the time of my life. And I'll insist on those water guns.

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@kleptoisim

9 months ago

That would be so fun! I won't offer the same, but... uh... at least you've met my nephew, that sort of counts! *Kevin is thrilled with the amount of trust and intimacy being offered. He's a family kind of guy, so this means a lot to him.* *He makes room for Nico to be seated ~

9 months ago

"isla vs jaxon wouldn't even be close, for sure. maybe. . . you can meet her one day." the grin shapes into something softer. the possibility of nico feeling comfortable enough to allow kevin to meet his family might have been laughable once upon a -

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9 months ago

~ something from me, you know? So I keep inserting myself into everybody's lives to remind them I don't just vanish the moment they look away. So it's really, really cool you did this for me. Makes me feel a more like a person. -- haha, that sounds sadder than I meant it to, ~

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⋆˚࿔ 𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚊 𝚛𝚞𝚎. @carmineardor

9 months ago

( Hrghnnnn... something about her is so captivating, it's hard not to have a reaction. He clears his throat after she walks away, and takes a deep breath. )

9 months ago

k*nky boy, hm? ( there's an amused gleam in her eyes as she pulls away. noticing the pink coloring his face, deliberately letting her gaze linger. ) good to know. see you around, babe ~. ( and with that, she walks away. )

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HisUncleKevin retweeted

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9 months ago

~ has ever done for my birthday," he says sincerely. "It feels really good to have somebody think of you."

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9 months ago

"Twelve is perfect butt-kicking age, I bet she could kick Jaxon to the curb any day," he says with a grin as he pictures it Loony-Toons style. Kevin fills up the bowl with his favorite ice creams, then bounces down onto the nearby couch. "This is the sweetest thing anybody ~

9 months ago

"thanks. she's twelve but she can kick butt. think she'd even beat jaxon at football." okay. . . maybe an exaggeration but poking fun at their mutual enemy, at least once in a while, is fun. "heck yeah. let's eat until we can't anymore." with a grin, nico takes his bowl, -

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We've got this, bro 🤜🤛

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helmet bros? helmet bros. 🤜🤛

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( 😍🙏😝🧎‍♂️ )

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( 😌🫵 > 🧎‍➡️🍆 )

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( 🙈🥵😈🔥 )

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( @HisUncleKevin )

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...! The sticker completely distracts him, and he gently takes it. "This is awesome, you're the coolest! Thanks, Nico! I'll put it on my helmet too, best place for everyone to see."

9 months ago

oblivious to whatever middle finger war is going on between kevin and jaxon as he returns the hug. he has a sticker for kevin too.

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HisUncleKevin retweeted

9 months ago

- near. . . nico. he hopes nico trips and falls.

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HisUncleKevin retweeted

9 months ago

taking a seat with a few vortex club members. under the guise of supporting his vortex club bigfoots, he watches. looking effortlessly chic, sunglasses on, sylas sweeps his gaze over the field. with his line of sight hidden, he focuses his gaze on kevin, who's conveniently -

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9 months ago

"Aw, that's so cute! Put 'er here~" He reaches for a high five, then goes in for a chest-bumpy hug, flashing two middle fingers Jaxon's way as his hands wrap around Nico's back.

⋆˚࿔ 𝚓𝚊𝚡𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚣. @allforthegains

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jogging lightly over to him. grinning as he points at a sticker he placed on the side of his helmet. a cute sketch of two players high-fiving.

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HisUncleKevin retweeted

9 months ago

joining arthur on the field. might be sending a middle finger kevin and nico's way as he brushes his hair out of his eyes.

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