Joe Cabrera

Around here, I may be a goof. But in real life, I work for a very respectable lighting company!

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

@PupscanLA Super Bon Bon - by Soul Coughing. “Move aside and let the man go through!!”

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

When a band announces a world tour

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

@cookmellow My app has been unable to load for over 2 weeks. Rebooted *everything* on my end. My emails to support have gone unanswered for over 2 weeks. Can you help?

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

@cookmellow My app has been unable to load for over 2 weeks. Rebooted *everything* on my end. My emails to support have gone unanswered for over 2 weeks. Can you help?

[Consoletrainer @consoletrainer]

New grandma2 video on cloning! I'm going to take you through how I clone a touring showfile to a festival rig... start to finish!
https://t.co/FI1R4qeUF9
#tutorialtuesday

[Consoletrainer @consoletrainer]

It's #tutorialtuesday time: let's learn Partial Show Read! This video uses the example of PSRing a festival showfile into a touring showfile - but you can PSR any 2 shows into one.
https://t.co/V0gRIQevlC

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

@neiltyson Sure there is! It’s just not permanent. The sun can only hit one side at a time. So really, there’s an illuminated side, a dark side, and a terminator between; all of which are in constant motion.

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

@neiltyson Easy!! They’re lunatics! 😜

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

@Tesla @elonmusk “I’m thinking about getting a Porsche.”

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

@Tesla This reads as “all customers.” Even those who purchased in 2013?

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

@elonmusk What if I bought mine in 2013? 🤔

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

@daphne_mir I’m with you! There should be at least one with the shape of a hand buzzed out of the side!! 🤪

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

@SYSKPodcast I often work in arenas, and I’m happy to inform you that those tunnels between the lobby and seating areas are, to this day, called “voms” (because no one likes using the long-form of the word).

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

Proof that “Beer Goggles” are a thing:
Beyonce Or Ben Stiller? This Eerie Optical Illusion Looks Like Both Of Them https://t.co/WX610vbvwt

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

@daphne_mir Awesome!! Enjoy!

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

@daphne_mir Agreed!! Let me know how you find the rest.

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

@daphne_mir Definitely check out “Love Bites (So Do I)”.
And you might really like their cover of “Bad Romance.” I sure do!

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

@daphne_mir If you get into metal, Halestorm.

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

@elonmusk Speed-sensitive audio volume, which also accounts for when sunroof/windows are open.

[Joe Cabrera @Hisbgait]

@elonmusk Continued software development that remembers first-adopters (from before parking sensors were even an option).