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The day I wrote my final WAEC paper, there’s this girl copper that was sent to investigate us in the examination hall.
She’s very pretty, and unapologetic, her fingers knows every direction of keyboard Alphabet to the point that she operates two keyboard at a time.
I was very shy to even have an eye contact her, then after the exam everybody parted, unknowingly that her boyfriend is the manager of Palmview Hotel close to the center
We went to celebrate our the end of our examination in the hotel, in the middle of the celebration, my guy from neighboring school who came with his girlfriend got Horny and wanted a room to chill.
As the OO1 wey I be for the area I went to source for reservation, as I got there, I asked for a room, the receptionist said that all the rooms had been taken that I should check the last one at the end because no one has taken it yet.
I rushed in out of urgency, didn’t knock or any form of signal behold my investigator was there all out masturbating.
8 fun fact to know about Monaco that will make you question yourself
1. Tiny Size, Huge Luxury.
Monaco is the second smallest country in the world, just 2 square kilometers, it costs €100k per square meter, and has a population of 39,000 people.
2. Billionaire Lifestyles & Secrets.
Those yatch in the harbor doesn’t cost the normal yatch price it runs in Hundreds of millions. residents keep a low public profile, they uses private elevators and entrances to their mansion
3. Billionaire Haven.
Monaco has one of the highest concentrations of billionaires per square mile in the world, they have a Non income tax for residents and $0 cost for parking their yatch.
4. Monaco’s Glamorous Events
Monaco Grand Prix: Billionaires rent yachts in millions along the course to watch the race in private luxury.
Monte Carlo Casino: A gambling heist where wealth and liquidations are made. Some billionaires have reportedly lost and won millions in a single night here.
Yacht Shows & Charity Galas: Invite-only events where networking and art collecting happen behind closed doors.
5. Tax & Residency.
Residency in Monaco doesn’t automatically dictate citizenship. Almost every high-profile billionaire keeps multiple homes in other countries but lists Monaco as primary residence for tax efficiency.
6. Real Estate
Monaco’s land scarcity has led to creative architectural innovation, artificial extensions into the sea, luxury skyscrapers, and underground garages beneath luxury hotels, sometimes owning hidden penthouses with secret access.
7. Royal Connections.
Monaco had one goal, bringing the top 1% into a circle. The ruling family, house of Grimaldi, has every Global elite on their call.
8. Extreme Privacy Culture.
Cameras and paparazzi are restricted in so many areas to avoid surveillance, philanthropy is always private through private foundations to avoid public scrutiny.
Some riches need a playing ground.
Sound of wooden gong and rare sound mimicking demonic gathering.
If you are lucky to hear or notice this, bro your spirit it very strong because they will literally destimulate your consciousness from comprehending what’s going on.
There are over 5 million Nigerians on X. If all of us come together, we follow each other. We all engage ourselves, we will end up making like $50k each every month in X.