Hisstopher 🐍💤

Seabee Veteran 🇺🇸
⌇ RT a lot ⌇ I mostly crack jokes in replies ⌇ Guns/Military stuff/Art/Anime.

Ancient, no minors.

Don't take what I say too seriously.

[Hisstopher 🐍💤 @HissHitbox]

Feeling weary Xitter scroller? Stop rest here watch snek dance for you but tell no one what you saw

[Hisstopher 🐍💤 @HissHitbox]

@SenRandPaul Really you guys should just shun the Rs that voted against it and do everything in your power to run them out.
Everyone knows the Ds are like that.
The problem is obvious, and you can't fix shit til you fix or remove the Fudd Four.

[John Doyle @JohnDoyle]

Pride month is in June because gay people are still mad that police broke up their illegal booze and underaged prostitution club btw

[Dropfox @The_Drop_Fox]

@Safety @Support
@AlluPatronia was wrongfully banned. Fix your shit. Inauthentic behavior is bullshit, it's a real person.

[Hisstopher 🐍💤 @HissHitbox]

@SenatorCollins From a vet eat a whole dick, traitor

[Hisstopher 🐍💤 @HissHitbox]

The reason the normal stairs are multicolored, is because of some strangers fragility.
Plus we aren't allowed to use the DEI steps.

[BadIlyas @kuzz121]

il faut vraiment être fragile pour avoir peur de monter des escaliers multicolores

[Maverick Alexander @MaverickDarby]

"Sometimes reasonable turtles must do unreasonable things," mused Franklin

[Cartoon History @Cartoonhistory2]

Carey means, the voice actor who plays Frylock from 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' has declared that he is homeless via Facebook.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Have you ever wondered what ancient languages sounded like?

[BLACK DUMPLING™ @BlackDumpling]

BANNED: If you, or someone you know has been banned due to the recent bug KEEP TRYING. It does appear as though they're starting to resolve the issue and letting people back on and fixing it.

[Sharky @spaceshark23]

Happy Killdozer Day

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

Happy Killdozer Day, to all who celebrate.

RIP, Marvin John Heemeyer (1951–2004)

[Hisstopher 🐍💤 @HissHitbox]

@DairoZero_ @KirscheVerstahl I was going to say it probably thought this was gay porn porn the way Dex got prolapsed.

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Dang ol’ Tank Hill, yo

[Hisstopher 🐍💤 @HissHitbox]

@BigWave372 We called those school lunch styled chicken cordon bleu's hamsters at the DFAC. Reading the text without the video takes on a whole new meaning given the jokes about the Navy.

[Hisstopher 🐍💤 @HissHitbox]

He's actually saying some of the most vile slurs we have for lavabloods. Unhand the child meatmonkey.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

The egg-eating snake puts on an impressive threat display, even though it poses no danger to humans

[Hisstopher 🐍💤 @HissHitbox]

@Joe_gifs_mp4 This pulled me from the edge thank you OP

[Hisstopher 🐍💤 @HissHitbox]

@klara_sjo

[Hisstopher 🐍💤 @HissHitbox]

@CoreyGerkenWX @elonmusk To be fair it is kinda curvy, nature needs to put a burka on for X I guess.