#McDeliverySweepstakes@UberEats@McDonalds
16 Big Macs with extra sauce
5 Breakfast Burritos
1700 Extra crispy hash browns
20 Chicken Nuggets with every dipping sauce
3 Oreo McFlurrys
64 McChicken Sandwiches
1 Bacon Ranch Chicken Salad
And of course, unlimited Apple Pies
Steak and mother fuckin blow job day... Would ya look at that... I hope everyone celebrates accordingly, and don't forget to finish your day off with some pie! #PootangPie?
Ashley left me in Wappels studio today... Please, please, PLEASE come back and get me. I feel like I am going to die... But I do have a feeling if I was murdered by him, it would be a very ridiculous accident...