Hissing Jesus

Hisssssss........ 93X Half-Assed Morning Show pet cockroach

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@93xhams

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Still kickin... Don't know how to be honest.

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@saints_1 Yes

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I'm not viscous.. You fucking bitch

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Ready for Easter... Jesus's birthday, right?

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Yes. Yes I am still alive. Thank you for giving a shit.

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@93xjosh Happy Birthday to you... I hope it sucks

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@Seebs311 Yeah he an ugly son of a bitch. He also owes me some money

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#McDeliverySweepstakes @UberEats @McDonalds
16 Big Macs with extra sauce
5 Breakfast Burritos
1700 Extra crispy hash browns
20 Chicken Nuggets with every dipping sauce
3 Oreo McFlurrys
64 McChicken Sandwiches
1 Bacon Ranch Chicken Salad
And of course, unlimited Apple Pies

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Steak and mother fuckin blow job day... Would ya look at that... I hope everyone celebrates accordingly, and don't forget to finish your day off with some pie! #PootangPie?

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I love when Janelle comes in, I just wish she would pick me up and play with my antennas...

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I don't need to fight I'm chillin in the back waiting for your scrapes bitch

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Brotherhoooooood... Would you physically fight someone over food at an all you can eat buffet?!

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I'd like to crawl in to that mouth... #WhatDatMoufDo

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Shout out to LYNN for the hand-stitched Lift Bridge Brotherhood beer hat!! Doesn't @AndrewWappel look absolutely adorable?! 😉

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Ashley left me in Wappels studio today... Please, please, PLEASE come back and get me. I feel like I am going to die... But I do have a feeling if I was murdered by him, it would be a very ridiculous accident...

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... Happy "Valentines Day" motha fcukers

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Just out here tryna hide from the snow...

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Man. I just want to fuck something. Doesn't even have to be someroach, just something.

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Why the fuck would you name a cockroach after your ex? Is it suppose to be insulting? Fuck off. I'm sick of all the hate.

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Maaaaaan it's colder than a motha fucka out there. Thank the lord i'm domesticated.

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@93XTrista And I was hoping you'd let me crawl in your mouth BUT HERE WE ARE

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Trista is going to bring in her cockroaches tomorrow. Stay tuned. Might start a fight. #Worldstaaaaarrrrr #GunnaFuckSomeBitchesUp