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[dave @HistoryOfDave]

@Diggobetweeting Chicago stays undefeated

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

The rizzler is hanging out with queens of the Stone Age

[i'm nice on here @littleerik]

life is full of choices

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

Wow, is it too much love?

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

He blends right in I can't

[Eoin Higgins @EoinHiggins_]

deep dish eucharist

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

New Pope serving the body of Christ at mass

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

Why would it have this functionality!?

[greg @greg16676935420]

You can just buy things

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

Do not ever put my beautiful great lakes over there ever again. This disgusts me

[dudermane @612jack]

The Black Forest - dark, forbidden, known for its Ham

[Good Steely Dan Takes @baddantakes]

it's the most
wonderful time
of the year

[Trader Aaron @Vrabel56]

"SAN DIEGO super CHARGERS!!"

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

This is the dream… thousands of dollars of equipment, tooting on a bizarre doohickey, making music that sounds like frogs listen to it…

[Freddie Shanel @freddie_shanel]

your 20s are for gathering brick and wood and your 30s are all about ore and wheat

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

I love when an IT guy refers to my laptop as “your machine”