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The first alien life form has officially been written into the history books! They are described as Neckless children from the planet JY469

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1794: Mass movement of Canadians to France occurred. The French disapproved & shipped them back, creating the "French-Canadian" provinces.

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1862: An animal store exploded and the newly born kittens and puppies were launched into the air, hence the phrase "raining cats and dogs"

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We here at RH are mildly upset that our contributions to the historical correctness of the Oscar winning films were not recognized.

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In 1982, the Oscar for "best picture" was given on accident to a pornographic film. The Academy took a massive hit from the general public.

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A woman in Ireland became pregnant simply by "willing her body to do so."

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A torture technique in Iran includes putting headphones on the person and playing a 6 hour recording of barking chihuahuas.

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The only mixed-species offspring is a half man/half tortoise named Arty who lives in the Florida Everglades in complete privacy with his mom

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There are only 2 known cases of a frog that was indeed a prince. However the kingdom of frogs works differently so this is rare.

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The first vacuum was constructed from a hollowed rock. A slave was instructed to create the suction with his mouth and would spit when full

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A man in 1879 had the first and only recorded man period in the history of the world.

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Pollen spread by trees and plants was once thought to be "tree snot" after a figurative sneeze brought on by nature's seasons

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Some theorists suggest that the butt cavity is large enough to host a brain. This too means that the fat in this area is very rich in genes

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Ball sacks known as the scrotum, evolved from a small sac meant to store reserved fluids. The average man was stuck without water for 2 days

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"Chikungunya" is the newest infectious disease globally spreading from the consumption of Chick fil a. It is considered to be deadly

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The 1st medical remedy for pain to hit the market was a mix of midget saliva and fish scales. This is now considered "holistic" treatment

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The "Hundred Years War" was fought with makeshift bottle rockets and sparklers.

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Hand sanitizer was once used as a sauce for pasta in Italy. It was taken off the market abruptly for causing neon green skin in new borns.

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The first language ever developed is known as "crumbwick" and was expressed using different sized triangles and drawings of male genitalia

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The Rose Bowl was initially played on a large bed of roses but was quickly changed due to extensive bleeding caused by the thorns.