Christian the Mew

“Christian’s the name.“
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[Christian the Mew @HisuiMander07]

“So this is that spot the team spoke of, huh? Guess I’ll check it out, I have the time.”

Christian, the Mew of Time, joins Parody Twitter! #ParodyTWT

[Christian the Mew @HisuiMander07]

sometimes I like putting my headphones on and listening to music, helps calm the nerves on a longer guild mission

[Christian the Mew @HisuiMander07]

A muscular woman with a heart of gold!

[Aoi Todo @KyotoIQMerchant]

FROM THE VERY DEPTHS OF YOUR SOUL!

WHAT KIND OF WOMEN
IS YOUR TYPE!?

[Christian the Mew @HisuiMander07]

@LANGUAGELV :3

[Christian the Mew @HisuiMander07]

@ChimeraOfChaos No effect.

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@bardockshim What in the goddamn…

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@BEHOLDMAHPOWEH No im serious I can barely art, heres some proof. It’s not that good.

[Christian the Mew @HisuiMander07]

@Knux_T_Echidna …not really.

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@childbiter Gonna regret this, but why not.

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@ChimeraOfChaos That’s just cold.

[Christian the Mew @HisuiMander07]

@ChimeraOfChaos …HOW IN THE FU-

[Christian the Mew @HisuiMander07]

@childbiter What in the goddamn…?

[Christian the Mew @HisuiMander07]

@Xx_Lu1g1f4n_xX garn47

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@childbiter I swear, your either a spirit or a… welll, nightmare.

FUCK I SAID IT-

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@ChimeraOfChaos // would love to see a small lil fusion pokemon fighting against a being from another world that could instantly wipe him

[Christian the Mew @HisuiMander07]

@ChimeraOfChaos Well thats fuckin terrifying… not!

[Christian the Mew @HisuiMander07]

@4am_cashier I believe it is called being bisexual, or bi.

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@theogshenron oh bloody…
of all the shit i’ve seen here I DID NOT EXPECT THIS.

[Christian the Mew @HisuiMander07]

@BoiCharmy @LimblessLegend4 yo.