𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙊𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩. 〆 NOT @TheVibeBri

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑽𝒊𝒃𝒆 𝑰𝒔 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑩𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒚! || NOT @TheVibeBri || #ParodyAccount

[𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙊𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩. 〆 NOT @TheVibeBri @HitRowQueen]

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𝓑𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓪 𝓑𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂 / 𝓑-𝓕𝓪𝓫.
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[♛] 𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓘𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓑𝓮𝓵𝓸𝔀. [♛]

[𝗜𝗰𝘆 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹. ୧࿐ NOT @Saweetie @SoIcySoBoujee]

"𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝗕𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗹𝗼𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴..." 🥶❄️🧊

[Anyways, Life's Great. ☆ NOT @GloTheOfficial @HitsMadeGolden]

Watch out for them Internet Trolls. 🔥

[Anyways, Life's Great. ☆ NOT @GloTheOfficial @HitsMadeGolden]

❝𝖢𝖺𝗇'𝗍 𝗌𝖺𝗒 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗎𝗉 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗀𝗌, 𝗆𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝗈𝗆𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗈𝗐.❞

✧♬•*¨*•𓆩♡𓆪𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚.𓆩♡𓆪•*¨*•♬✧

♡+↺

[Chlöe @ChloeBailey]

press press press press press 📸

[𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙊𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩. 〆 NOT @TheVibeBri @HitRowQueen]

/. Damn right he don't! 🔥💯

[𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙊𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩. 〆 NOT @TheVibeBri @HitRowQueen]

/. Girl, I love King Von!!!

[parody @NoHimNoFoul]

The latino heat wasn’t enough to bring the fire. The boys burnt out faster than a candle.

The Usos won’t be ready when we’re coming back around for a second shot.

[parody @NoHimNoFoul]

#SmackDown
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I’m gonna need one of you to make it make sense to me. If The Viking Raiders cancelled out our competition… then we should advance automatically, am I wrong?

Adam Pierce clearly playing favorites. Just say you like bald men with no swag behind them.

[NOT @/WWE - Parody @UnmatchedWWE]

7️⃣: B-Fab #RoyalRumble 
@HitsMadeFab @HitRowQueen @HitRow1stLady

[parody @NoHimNoFoul]

#SmackDown
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We had a problem with Ricochet and Braun Strowman coming in to replace Bang Bros. If plans were to have stayed the same, best believe Hit Row would’ve taken on the Usos. And guess what? We would’ve won. Trust.

[NOT @/WWE - Parody @UnmatchedWWE]

Clearly #BrayWyatt and Uncle Howdy heard enough from #HitRow! 🔇

#SmackDown 
@Kult0fWindham @Letsowntheworld @TheFiendishCult @KillTheBuzzard @AFiendWelcomed
@HOWDYKNOWS @CertifiedHitBoy @TopDollaShotta @HitRowQueen @HitRowQueen @HitRow1stLady

[parody @NoHimNoFoul]

#SmackDown
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What a shame, because you all were in for a performance of a lifetime! You thought you enjoyed our girl RiRi at the Super Bowl? Pssh, we had the SmackDown Bowl ready!

Bray Wyatt and Howdy Doody—

You’re gonna wish you didn’t interrupt Hit Row!

[NOT @/WWE - Parody @UnmatchedWWE]

#HitRow runs off after brutalizing @KingRicochet__ @NoCeilingSeen @AscendAsOne @BeOnHitSzn when #BraunStrowman blasts to the ring to protect him! 😤

#SmackDown @HitsMadeFab @HitRowQueen @HitRow1stLady @TopDollaShotta @CertifiedHitBoy @LeadByMalice

[parody @NoHimNoFoul]

#SmackDown
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Let them know that Top Dolla isn’t the one to be laughed at. We can be cool with anybody, we can laugh with you. The second you try playing the clown, the clown comes back to bite.

[parody @NoHimNoFoul]

Who got the last laugh now?

I’d say it’s probably time to dye your hair green, begin your villain origin story. But we know you got a problem with that idea.

Why are you bald?

[NOT @/WWE - Parody @UnmatchedWWE]

...and just like that, #HitRow advances in the SmackDown Tag Team Championship Contenders Tournament! 👏👏👏

#TagTeamTournament #SmackDown

[𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙊𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩. 〆 NOT @TheVibeBri @HitRowQueen]

These MFERS lost their damn mind making fun of Top Dolla...

Like bruh, y'all are so wrong for that... 🤦🏾‍♀️

[parody @NoHimNoFoul]

#Smackdown
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The tag team division has been needing a major change, something that’ll shake the industry. You just need the right competitors to make a hit.

[parody @NoHimNoFoul]

Legado really did try it by having LaCienga get involved, but she didn’t make you proud. Sent them way down the waiting list, but maybe we’ll give you a chance. You just have to let B-Fab get her hands on mamacita for us to consider this.