I'M NOT LOSING THAT CERTIFACTION, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BAD PR WITH ANIMAL RIGHTS GROUPS COST?! COME BACK TO LIFE YOU MOTHER F*CKER! *slamming his fist on the rats chest*
*cough cough* Thank you, Cameron. You are a brother to all Skaven this day.
Police show up at a man's home after he posted on Facebook that he was going to k*ll himself after the Philadelphia Eagles lost last week.
Officer: "Someone called in reference to your Facebook post..."
Jake Beckman: "I'm fine. The Eagles lost."
Officer: "You don't plan on hurting yourself?"
Beckman: "No. Jalen Hurts turned the ball over six times, man."
Video: @JakeLBeckman