Noah

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[Ken from KY-04 @MassieNation19]

This should make you sick as an American .

[sean @_sn_n]

right-wingers in reality:

[bogur 🇧🇬 @b0gur]

1.58M people playing this game and somehow i can't get a second tank in my games

[〽️ @spamzonxx]

December rivals was a special experience you had to be there

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

I’m having trouble breathing with a bad fever. Where should I fly tomorrow?

[KJGD | Storm @tivstippi]

White people get a virus unseen since biblical times and go to the club same day

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

I like that building high speed rail in California requires nine thousand years of environmental impact studies but throwing up a data center the size of Texas takes fourteen seconds with zero material public support.

[iron impaler @edeh_o_o]

Me watching my second tank swap to a 3rd dps mid-game

[caveman @lost_caveman79]

sharp rock

not see

foot hurt

bleed

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

Very cool “free market” you got there

[supermadz @madis259]

I have to give them props for treading new ground and making the first Star Wars movie to be shot entirely in the style of a Verizon commercial

[jordan @JordanUhl]

The guy who just flew to Hungary to get involved in their politics tells the Pope, who is from Chicago, Illinois to stay out of US politics.

[Daniel Denvir @DanielDenvir]

It’s incredible how absent Democratic Party leadership is in the face of Trump blowing up the entire fucking world.

[Roose @RuNoseP]

i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

Marco Rubio 2 days ago: “Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military”

Trump today: “We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military”

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

[yugo @yxngbrvh]

if you aren’t a cop and drive one of these i hate you