Joe Hite

[Joe Hite @HiteJoe]

So you ever misspell a word so badly while texting that your phone starts guessing words in other languages? Asking for a friend...

[Joe Hite @HiteJoe]

Sorry, I can’t process the fake crowd noise as anything but bizarre, sad denial

[Joe Hite @HiteJoe]

Metro Market downtown had tp at 7:30 this morning. They also had all their employees in every isle bumping shit up to Whole Foods prices #compassion

[Joe Hite @HiteJoe]

...just seeing which of my pots and pans fit on my head in case shit gets all Mad Max 😳

[Joe Hite @HiteJoe]

@Adrienne_Towner It IS

[Joe Hite @HiteJoe]

How in the hell is the @trivago guy starting to win me over....?!

[Joe Hite @HiteJoe]

There ARE good people

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Tidings of great joy! The world's first store where u can buy real gifts for refugees & displaced people: @helprefugees CHOOSE LOVE store opens 11/28 in NY- 456 W Broadway & online at https://t.co/VZ8hVwx3nt #CHOOSELOVE & join me in buying gifts for people that really need them.

[Joe Hite @HiteJoe]

Thanks for noticing..

[Joe Hite @HiteJoe]

Watching Black Friday footage always makes me not want to be a human anymore #comeonpeople

[Joe Hite @HiteJoe]

I’ve abandoned Facebook, I’m giving Twitter a run. It’s faster and less bullshitty. It’s still a bunch of humans being total assholes to each other, but when it moves this fast, it’s somehow less appalling

[Joe Hite @HiteJoe]

Just saw a big sign at the store that said ‘Jazz Apples!’ Is that or is it not exactly what an old man would call his balls..?

[Joe Hite @HiteJoe]

Holy shit, this place is good...

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/1q29xqRlMT

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Mind Blown yet today? How about: The *thirteen* letters of “eleven plus two”, when rearranged, also spells “twelve plus one”.

[Joe Hite @HiteJoe]

Thanks for being awesome, John Glenn! #johnglenn #hero

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

We know that everyone who is born has to die, but the important thing is that while we are alive we should make our lives meaningful.

[Tony Goff @tonygoffsings]

Next Saturday Uprising is making a landing @ Mo's Irish Pub Wauwatosa ! We are looking forward to playing for you... https://t.co/QYbEN5g2bT