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She said stop tickling and put it in but I was already fully inside

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@damzy_chillin Seth Rollins

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@UnitedUpdates @ChrisWheelerDM Send his ass to kfc

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Checked her bluetooth and it has more than 20 cars in it

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Made a joe mama joke on my own brother

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Its crazy how my boys are getting married and I’m still getting ghosted

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Some dating guru told me to ignore this girl and she’d want me. It’s been 7 days she hasn’t msged me

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DJ started playing wgft but instead of the girl her gay best friend started feeling me

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Held the elevator for the girl but she took the stairs instead

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@centredevils Send his ass to sporting lesbian

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Made eye contact with a girl and thought she was into me but she started calling me a creep

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Tried trimming my ball hairs but accidentally separated the whole setup from my body

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Opened google in front of family but I forgot to close last nights porn tab

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Threw my soap in jail but instead of hitting they started calling me gay

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@GaviFC6 Let me make it 499 G🙏🏼

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Met her dad for the first time and accidentally said “Babe you never told me you had a sister”

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@revenqs One of them says “relax guy he’s human too”

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Approached a girl for the first time and she genuinely started laughing at my face

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@adetimex Got 29 on the exam I studied for

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Accidentally leaked my booty on IG instants