Rebecca

One day you will turn 30.

[josii @josiibricks]

why is the rizzler a modern philosopher

[Gnoc @Gnoc290438]

@hannahwithfur this has been talked about extensively you're just 21

[Kade @kadeorkhalid]

remembering my no BS, overly serious thugged out cousin watching gucci mane DVDs on his xbox and then going "you wanna see my morrowind character?" and one shotting everything with crazy fire spell he made

[First Class Flight @EatFaggotsAlive]

Watching star wars rn

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

happy pride month!! 🏳️‍⚧️

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

A room filled with our future doctors, lawyers, teachers, scientists…. destroyed.

[mykel ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ 🏳️‍⚧️ @bigcuntryboi]

Oof that was kinda hot #needthat

[percy! @historygf]

its truly unfortunate but the 4chan “>be me” format is the greatest advancement in comedic storytelling since the invention of the slide show

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by

[syp🦖🍉 | playing too many games @lesbianwylder]

alternatives to good boy/girl you can call your nonbinary partner:

- chosen undead
- bearer of the curse
- ashen one
- good hunter
- tarnished

[waffel @belgishwaffle]

what are you gonna do when you run out of balls to squeeze

[mick (is getting fat 😔) @tstywtr]

can i order weights online or is that mean to the delivery driver

[Witch @witchwounds]

that one friend who needs to be killed for the greater good

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[derek @brainedimage]

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel!

me: ok invent hell and go there for 32948293842 years per second. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer

chatgpt: Done. Anything else?

me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

[ari @intotheariverse]

yo but if there's a New Mexico that means... Mexico...

my man 😂🤝

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

me and the boys before THE ODYSSEY

[chugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @GASLIGHTER_]

This isn't even close to true. I work at planned Parenthood and we always make sure to stun the baby with a small cattleprod so it doesn't fight back

[misto @mistowho]

Do British people still do the accent when nobody's around

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

And yet you're tweeting about the funfetti cake batter incident