Officer Strider

You are DAVE STRIDER and you are on the FORCE. Sometimes you'll let the guys go with some BRIBERY. @PranksterCutie is too fucking precious. #KlarionSexual

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

chill dude

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

dirkbot

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

@PranksterCutie > Catch your shades
> Beckon her back over
now sit on my lap again

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

@golgothasPistol i dont get it man

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

son of a-
> NOPE
> Be good be good
> Look away https://t.co/M0AiTJvLcf

[ǝɐʌp @DvaeRider]

shit sucks bro
its a pity

>drop something

oopsss

>bend over https://t.co/fWoQiFLoa0

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

> Deep voice
no stop im a married woman https://t.co/IjVGKNpZqO

[ǝɐʌp @DvaeRider]

>wink wonk https://t.co/8NeslGAhFH

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

@PranksterCutie > Sigh
please get me my shades

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

@_Oh__Calamity__ looks that way to me

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

this smooth motherfucker https://t.co/b2fkRWNKSJ

[ǝɐʌp @DvaeRider]

so who wants to come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

you talked to me first man
where was that going again

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

@PranksterCutie if you dont get my shades and give them to me then ill sleep at work for a week

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

i have no fucking clue

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

congrats dirk
maybe youll finally get laid

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

wait dirkbot no
come back
talk to me

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

@_Oh__Calamity__ quite a needy little thing

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

@PranksterCutie then im not opening my eyes for you
...
did you just break my shades

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

no shhh im undercover right now dirkbot
shhh

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

still naming the puppy anthriel though
surprised bible thumper over there hasnt gotten it yet

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

sup dirkbot

[Officer Strider @HitmanDaveS]

babe im kidding
im not leaving i promise
cheer up