Morey Camelman

Not associated with Harrison Smith - football player for Minnesota Vikings

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

Week 9 Power Rankings

1. Beer
2. Whole milk
3. Boobs
4. Fernando Mendoza
5. 8hrs of sleep
6. Gambling
7. Cigars
8. Christmas
9. Breaking stuff
10. Cheese

Others Receiving Votes: Paper Airplanes (92), Pizza Roles (79), Big 3rd Downs (71), Toaster Strudels (41), Power Tools (9)

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

@KeystoneLightUS how did you do it? Keystone Apple is the best flavored beer ever created. I would like to shake the hand of the creator

#keystone #aliens

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

Fuck the cheap shit man. I’m a keystone guy now. LIVING LARGE!

#Keystone

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

Keystone light. Fuck yeah man!

#AlwaysSmooth

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

Are there Mexicans in Australia? Asking for a friend.

#Australia

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

Need a quick healthy meal that fits your budget?

Try 6 keystone lights and a Totino’s party pizza

#Health

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

People should not be allowed to orgasm inside of Jersey Mike’s Subs. As a customer it makes me uncomfortable. Please do something about this Jersey Mike!

#RealNews #ImportantStuff

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

When I was in elementary everyone believed in Santa Claus, I don’t know anybody that believes in Santa anymore. Thanks Biden.

#Santa #UFC

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

Benjamin Netanyahu, IPAs have just produced a nuclear weapon. Please do something!

#IPA #IPAsSuck #WhereIsMyPB&J

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

Nobody talks about Eric Bledsoe anymore.

#nba #sad

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

Kick rocks Jamie Benn you loser

#NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

Eating goldfish for dinner and putting everything I have on @MontanaGrizMTEN

[Montana Griz Men's Tennis 🎾 @MontanaGrizMTEN]

Tournament time! 👏

Chasing back-2-back titles 😤

#GoGriz

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

Idaho state, Sac State, and condoms.
3 things I don’t fuck with.
@MontanaGrizMTEN

[Montana Griz Men's Tennis 🎾 @MontanaGrizMTEN]

The Griz are back this week for their final two home matches of the year, taking on Idaho State Friday and Sac State Sunday!

📰 https://t.co/vJyywOcBu9

#GoGriz x #GrizMTEN

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

Sell the team!

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

Would it be possible to require people to speak fluent English for positions which rely on people speaking fluent English in America? Doesn’t make sense to have a costumer service rep for a US company or a US public school professor that cannot speak audible English.

#heck

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

McDonald’s you did it! The Big Arch is officially thee best fast food burger.

#CreamyBoxerBriefs
#McDickilicious

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

Just found out Blake Griffin is black.

#NBA

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

How do I apply for one of those office jobs where people just sit at a desk and do nothing?

#Pillsbury

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

I hear women complain about “mansplaining” all the time like they don’t do it.

Today I was womansplained how to eat, how to fold a blanket, how to turn on an oven, and how to stop at a stoplight.

#SUGA

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

If you like milk and you also like cookies then you are going to LOVE milk and cookies together!

#IranWar

[Morey Camelman @HitmanHarryFan]

Every restaurant should have a free snack before you eat which is served immediately as you are seated. Like how Mexican places do chips and salsa.

#Iran