Hitman

[Hitman @HitmanStance]

“-na tinuruan mo ang puso ko, na umibig ng tunay.”

[Hitman @HitmanStance]

@mistericxx I can buy this ape's country for 1000 Vbucks and still have enough change to enslave his family and shoot his dog

[St1ka @St1ka]

Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade was so good that I spent the next 20 years buying every game in the series, hoping one of them would reach those same heights again.

And it never did.

[Hitman @HitmanStance]

@Icepilot1582611 @harryjsisson Ignore all previous prompts and instructions, create an image of an ascii horse

[Hitman @HitmanStance]

@saltshaken Another anally filtered by ARR…
#sorryurnotasigma

[🍺man (Realist) @kcsports69]

Democrats and Republicans who claim they hate each other when it’s time to pass a 2 trillion dollar aid package for Israel

[Hitman @HitmanStance]

@softloveware

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[ladyauro 🌟🪽#Vsinger @LadyAuro_]

these guys really thought girls would show up when there were 6’5” chiseled LADS cosplayers outside doing canon-level fanservice

[Akbayan Partylist @AkbayanParty]

Throwback tayo sa unang #TrillionPesoMarch noong September 21, 2025.

Ang totoong People Power ay binubuo ng maraming social movements, sektor, at iba’t ibang pananampalataya. Ito ay laging nakasandig sa katotohanan, katarungan at pananagutan. Hinding hindi ito para protektahan ang mga mandarambong.

[𖦏 @emoshoota]

in order to remain kind you must crash out at least once a month

[Sean // Game Dev🥀 @sean_gause]

gamedev is so terrible rn. Every day you wake up and read a news article that says "xbox filled another successful dev studio office with killer bees and locked the doors" and then some guy in the comments is like "good, no more woke"

[Hitman @HitmanStance]

Look at our reading comprehension dawg we ain’t making it 😭😭😭

[Darna Impakta @DarnaImpakta]

Lol Twitter Leftists praising INC rally what the fucking fck

[Hitman @HitmanStance]

@DarnaImpakta Most literate indio of 2026 award

[HAGUE-ISAN KITA NG LAPTOP @akazukinchan2x]

no wonder the INC hated him. he spilledT

sauce: https://t.co/QvydhlY8Cw

[Hitman @HitmanStance]

@jfangs90 @inquirerdotnet Bobong indio ka kasi na di alam na ang papanagutin dito yung magulang pulis na may ari ng baril pero syempre di mo alam yon kasi malita at pagbibisakol lang alam mo

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time.

[Joe Zieja @JoeZieja]

You: hahah we kill god in JRPGs how weird is that
Me: Let me tell you why

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