Fighting Pokemon

I possess the spirit of a boxer who became the world champion. I just want to conquer people and their souls.

[Fighting Pokemon @Hitmonchan]

I'm only gonna follow you back if you show me your breasts, or a nicely framed dick pic. I can't just follow anyone.

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@GarysBlastoise what up? thanks for all the letters when I was locked away.

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@ProfOak It is pervasive that I'm an animal, undomesticated as well. But regardless of the bizarre I've done, I'm a very rational individual

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It's crazy how open everyone is about themselves. I lived a life like this for years but everyone told me I was crazy for doing it back then

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.@Ryanopios Real freedom is having nothing. I only had one trainer who believed in me and he died when i was eighteen.

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.@ThatDanielOrtiz I was acquitted, get it fucking right. I'm back to 2 fucking strikes and a great settlement check coming soon.

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Celebrating my first meal since getting out. Is Togepei still endangered? Because that shit is delicious.

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@Ryanopios Humans think we're too stupid to because that's what they want to believe.

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The saddest thing about my three year incarceration was missing the funeral of Michael Jackson. #RIPMJ you were the king of pop.

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.@_swampert No one gave me shit growing up and look where I've been. You want something, just fucking take it.

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.@Misty_Pokemon Take off your top and I will.

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.@Jedidude77 Cause that's how your mother likes it.

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@thecoreyhotline If you really want to fucking live, you would get yourself some real tattoos.

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@WaltRibeiro everyone knows every villain needs a theme music. But your link doesn't even fucking work?

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@RJBrock Azumarill is a little bitch. Why the fuck would anyone care to hear his words?

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@_Leafeon_ Hey sexy bitch, I've been locked up for like 3 years since I've seen a sexy leaf type. Come over tonite to my welcome home party.

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I like mostly thank @ProfOak, who kept my wrongful charge case in the public eye. Thanks for believing in me when no one else would.

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For the first time in 3 years, I'm a free pokemon. I'll like to thank my lawyers Emboar, Crawdaunt, & Ghastly for reversing the charges.

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I never realized how many other pokemons are just straight up punks.

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rolled over next to two women I've don't even know with enough drugs to catch a distribution charge. It's great being the champ.