Brett Hitt

who tryna smoke? Precision Railway fabricator and welder. Send me memes if u wanna get married

[Unawarewolf @MrAceMcFly]

Lord, continue to hurt her until she realizes it’s me she really needs. Amen. 🙇🏽‍♂️

[Cheeto Fingers @PoeticJustus_]

The CRAZIEST thing happened to me last night.

[oscarito @oscartgmz]

Here’s a tiktok to make your finals week better.

[Captain Levi @touchmeusa]

This is the only picture I have of you, but you were so loved. Rest easy sweet Gracie 💔

[Becca 🍒 @beccaxgibb]

Me on a night out by myself with all my pals looking for me
https://t.co/DNmYDrMliR

[Brett Hitt @HittBrett]

Pros of dating me:

•I can get you free subway anytime

•Good job with really good health insurance (and your kids covered too)

•I never leave my house outside of work

•Got a fucking adorable husky

Cons:

•It me

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

Congratulations to all of this weekends graduates, none of whom invited us to their graduation party.

[Cheeto Fingers @PoeticJustus_]

My next relationship better be my last one. I’m not wasting my life on temporary people.

[jourdain @jourdaindong]

Bill Nye not the same Bill Nye we used to know 💀

[Captain Levi @touchmeusa]

My girl who isn't my girl having a bad day:

Me: Wanna fuck about it?

[Brett Hitt @HittBrett]

Everyone deserves a @touchmeusa as a friend

[Cheeto Fingers @PoeticJustus_]

I'm down to get married at any point now, hmu.

[Cheeto Fingers @PoeticJustus_]

The hardest pill to swallow is learning that no matter what, someone can turn their back on you and leave at anytime they want and there isn't anything you can do about it.

Just let go, accept the lesson, and move on.

[Brett Hitt @HittBrett]

Crazy to think that colorblind people can't use bluetooth

[Captain Levi @touchmeusa]

If I don't get the love I deserve soon, I'm going to lose my mind

[rt your kink @rtyourkink]

call the fucking cops i’ll just have sex with them

[Jim ©️ @jimpeterson99]

I’ll cook you eggs in the morning, and then fertilize yours at night.