Humor Hive

Funny jokes and other silly nonsense - it's the bee's knees!

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Let's start using vowels, ppl.

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And for my next magic trick I will never talk to you again.

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I don't get why people buy Windex. It tastes disgusting.

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I've completely lost my will to live. Sorry, did I say "live"? I meant "work".

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Eating a sandwich and slice of cake is not a 'late night snack.' It's a second dinner.

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Celebrity Mugshots: https://t.co/hrXNaL4i4u

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"2B or not 2B?" - Shakespeare at a vending machine

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The Best Signings - https://t.co/kMugFffK2B

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Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.

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Films You Wish Disney Would Make: https://t.co/dADa5Mkqkb

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Reasons Why You Should Appreciate Your Family More - https://t.co/EBNoGro2og

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Teach your kid to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge onto the freeway.

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Luke Skywalker had to be force fed his vegetables.

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Highest Paid Male Athletes: https://t.co/5Mf1aWjcCt

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Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.

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Whoever coined the phrase 'If you love something let it go' must have had a lot of shitty stuff.

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I want to be the reason you change the wallpaper on your phone.

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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.

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I entered the world naked, why not this Target too?

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Hottest Cheerleaders in the NFL: https://t.co/w2sEZxi0ab