Helen Dickinson

No longer accessing. X was the final straw. Schrödinger’s cat loving Susan Sto Helit channeling geek (she/her) #adventuresofpilbarawolf

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@brian_bilston Still brilliant 🥰

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@JohnFugelsang Or that Prince Philip was a foreigner 🤔 but hey bigots gotta bigot

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@brian_bilston Made me chortle. Thanks for that 🤭

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@MichelleObama @jimmyfallon @FallonTonight I loved the “Simon didn’t say”… “no but Michelle Obama did” part. Awesome 🥰

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@hiitaylorblake Here’s hoping he never grows into those ears! #adorable

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Thanks for Hope the High Road @JasonIsbell worth the price of admission by itself #byronbaybluesfest

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@JohnFugelsang I once bought my husband a card that was in an eel piano lounge with the singer singing “when they bite on your butt and your eyes they swell shut. That’s a moray.”
Still quoted to this day #eelpuns

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@brendanhunting Cracked me up every time 🥰🤭#beardshock

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@RealLyndaCarter Or an MLT hey @BillyCrystal

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@MarkMarkmash Every time #obsfuscation

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@billybragg Maybe you should consider reworking one of your songs from another gender’s perspective to quell the misogyny debate… 🤔 #RIPKirsty

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@piper4missouri @amateurrun Plus it’s pretty difficult to teach any language without the use of pronouns. So unless (insert marital status) Boebert didn’t attend classes I have to assume (insert pronoun) teachers used both. I would suggest the former

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@MonicaLewinsky Brilliant! And also #21 confirms what we have been saying for ages - portrait in the attic that man 👏🥰

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@NoContextBrits I think your accent count is way off. Try driving two hours down the A666 and see how many changes you get. At least 4 on my 11 mile journey to work - Egerton to Swinton

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@okSettleDown We’ll take our docos smokos servos and all our other o’s straight to our free health care provider that you don’t have to deal with your psychological issues. Seriously!

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@jakethornton Nightingale on Elm Street

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@bunsenbernerbmd Can’t agree with @scjdeke enough. Crate train! Get up at regular intervals with your puppy through the night. Routine is extremely important in all things training and the crate is the greatest tool@in your arsenal.

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@WyattDuncan What’s a Sno Shu potato?

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@moejason @richardosman Yeah it’s all wrong over here 😔 but then the weather’s better so there’s that