𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 .

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀𝘰𝘯 ⠀𝘮𝘦, ⠀⠀𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 ⠀⠀𝘺𝘰𝘶 ⠀⠀𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝒔͟𝒑͟𝒂͟𝒓͟𝒆͟ ͟𝒎͟𝒆͟ ⠀⠀𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 ?

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

𝙄'𝙢 𝒂͟𝒍͟𝒍 ͟𝒖͟𝒔͟𝒆͟𝒅͟ 𝒖͟𝙥 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙗𝙤𝙮 , 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣 ... 𝙢𝙮 𝙣𝙖𝙞𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝐰͟𝐞͟𝐚͟𝐫͟𝐢͟𝐧͟𝐠͟͟ ͟𝐨͟𝐟͟𝐟 .

indie portrayal of underfell mettaton .

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀﹙ Biiiiiig stretch . . . ﹚

[~ 𝒲.̲ @duxsaccharum]

⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑤ho can take a 𝑠unrise .ᐣ
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑠prinkle it with 𝑑ew .ᐣ
⠀

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

* Oh the salad .ᐣ Hahah .ᐟ

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

* What is the pink me on about . .

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

* Compl  - huh .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀﹙ Oh , okay .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ ﹚

* Boring . . .

[𝙁𝘼𝙇𝘾𝙊 @PreferTheAir]

so what i’m hearing is that i’m better than you.

thanks for the compliment!

[ SPRINTING AWAy. ]

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

* .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ

* No .ᐣ I don't .ᐣ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀﹙ Deadass . ﹚

[𝙁𝘼𝙇𝘾𝙊 @PreferTheAir]

oh, you know.

[ no??? he doesn’t??? ]

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀﹙ Damn . ﹚

* A what now .ᐣ

[𝙁𝘼𝙇𝘾𝙊 @PreferTheAir]

hmmm…

i’d shoot those.

… unrelated, but how well would you fare in a dogfight in space?

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

* I do not know .ᐟ

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

* Use my arm cannons , duh .

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀﹙ He's got those , too . Kind of a stacked robot . ﹚

* What then .ᐣ

[𝙁𝘼𝙇𝘾𝙊 @PreferTheAir]

[ staring at the chainsaw. he seems surprisingly calm. ]

… i can just shoot your weapon, y’know.

then what’ll you do?

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

* Hmmmm , I see .

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀﹙ Alrighty then .ᐟ Stretching those arms out toward the other , chainsaw being revved to its fullest . ﹚

:]

[𝙁𝘼𝙇𝘾𝙊 @PreferTheAir]

. . .

[ firing a shot into the ground. that is NOT a normal bullet. that is a laser. ]

:)

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀﹙ He sees that , giving the chainsaw another rev . ﹚

* I'm just saying , I was just updated , I don't know if the Doc made me bullet proof , but . . . imagine how embarrassing that would be .

[𝙁𝘼𝙇𝘾𝙊 @PreferTheAir]

. . .

watch. your. tone.

( it would be soooo easy. just pull the trigger. then it’s over. )

[ his finger twitches a bit, as if begging him to move it onto the trigger. ]

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

* , , ,

* Oh that's funny as fuck .

* I'll keep this between us if you keep
' Bradley ' in check .

[𝙁𝘼𝙇𝘾𝙊 @PreferTheAir]

uh—

i mean- uhm-

berdly! his name is berdly. yup.

( I NEED TO STOP DOING THAT. )

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

* Ohhhh , I see where he gets it from .

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀﹙ . . . Trying not to laugh . ﹚

* Wait . That's his name .ᐣ

[𝙁𝘼𝙇𝘾𝙊 @PreferTheAir]

my son can do whatever he wants.

maybe /your/ little brat was the one who instigated bradley first.

[ did he just. namedrop him. okay ]

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

* BRADLEY .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

* I'm feeling like this is probably a huge waste of time , just tell your son to stop annoying mine .

[𝙁𝘼𝙇𝘾𝙊 @PreferTheAir]

guess we can…

if you’re feeling brave.

[ tiny smirk. he really does look like berdly. ]

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

* Guess we can find out , hm .ᐣ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀﹙ Revvvvv rev rev , not actually gonna use it . Unless he needs to . ﹚

[𝙁𝘼𝙇𝘾𝙊 @PreferTheAir]

it certainly is.

( i might just be screwed… i do my best work when i’m in the air. this is NOT optimal for me. )

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

* That so .ᐣ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀﹙ His arms can stretch up to ten feet . ﹚

[𝙁𝘼𝙇𝘾𝙊 @PreferTheAir]

@SM4RTGENIUS why don’t you just lower your weapon.

i believe i outrange you.

[𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 . @HlSTARIA]

* Oh .ᐣ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀﹙ Grinning wide as he revs up the chainsaw . ﹚

[𝙁𝘼𝙇𝘾𝙊 @PreferTheAir]

[ not even bothering to look over. pulling his blaster out of its holster and aiming it right at him. ]

uh huh…

[𝙁𝘼𝙇𝘾𝙊 @PreferTheAir]

temp pin.

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