Austin Powers

[Austin Powers @Hlathi_97]

Come home fuck the woman’s team

[SethOfficial🇵🇹 @UTD_Seth001]

🚨Mason Greenwood on the biggest club in world football:

🗣️ “People will always have different opinions because football is built on passion.

Some will say Real Madrid because of the Champions Leagues.

Others will say Barcelona because of the players they’ve produced.

Some will mention Bayern Munich, Liverpool or Manchester City because of what they’ve achieved in recent years.

But for me, the biggest club in world football is Manchester United.

When you travel around the world, you realise how massive the club is.

The fanbase is everywhere.

The history is incredible.

The expectations are different from any other club.

Even during difficult periods, Manchester United remains one of the most talked about teams in football.

That’s what makes a truly big club.

Trophies are important, but size is also about influence, history, supporters and global reach.

For me, no club attracts attention like Manchester United.

Whether they’re winning trophies or going through a rebuild, the football world is always watching.

That’s why I believe Manchester United is the biggest club in the world.”
{@tntsports }

[Austin Powers @Hlathi_97]

Back to the dark ages I see

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨| NEW: Manchester United have accelerated plans to sign Christian Pulisic this summer.

The Milan winger is rising towards the top of United’s shortlist, with his versatility and Premier League experience seen as major attractions.

He’s also viewed as a potential bargain, with just one year left on his deal and no active talks over a new contract despite Milan holding an extension option.

[@TEAMtalk]

[Mara. 🇵🇸 🇿🇦 @KhanyaSimzz]

I will always boo when Sister Bethina plays, what a BORING song 🫩

[Austin Powers @Hlathi_97]

@Greenthoughts42 Ncama 😔unless you give us short girls

[Austin Powers @Hlathi_97]

@_uNdabezitha His an awful human being 😔😂😭

[Austin Powers @Hlathi_97]

@_sambesiwe 🌚unje ke

[Austin Powers @Hlathi_97]

@hayin_uAvu @BusisiweMotha_ Haibo 😭😭

[Austin Powers @Hlathi_97]

Vince wayengazi funi i Rhipster 😭😂

[Thembisile Q II 🇿🇦 @ThembisileQ21]

Most African countries gained their independence way before us. Why aren't they thriving?

[Austin Powers @Hlathi_97]

Soloko iyi Cawe yase khaya 😭but I understand why we are too liberal mahn pha

[Musa Khawula @Musa_Khawula]

Distraught husband takes to the church group to reveal that his wife Oratile Martin has been cheating on him with Mandisi Dyantyis.

According to the husband in distress, he reveals that this said affair has been going on for years he is at a point where he is questioning the paternity of his children. Just like Thembisa Mdoda had chote on Atandwa Kani and had him raise twins that weren't biologically his.

[Dalai Nyama @DALiii_Danger]

Tokyo Sexwale 🙏🏿

[Austin Powers @Hlathi_97]

😭😭😭

[Nkele Mogono @MogonoNkele]

That's how all the doves in Pretoria Square disappeared. They all ate them.

[Austin Powers @Hlathi_97]

@Custababy 😭😭😭😭nah his a sicko

[Austin Powers @Hlathi_97]

🥺🥺🥺yini bawo

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

55-year-old Nia Long says she likes dating younger men, but she’s very picky because, ‘People talk too much. I need them to shut up. If we’re having a one-night stand, I need them to sign NDAs.’

[Austin Powers @Hlathi_97]

After Leeds the higher ups had seen enough

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Exclusive 💣

Manchester United officials have approached Julian Nagelsmann's representatives.

The contact was made in the last 24 hours 🇩🇪

[Austin Powers @Hlathi_97]

@TheYams__ 😭😭

[Austin Powers @Hlathi_97]

@Beemagqwanti Iqamzile shame😔

[Austin Powers @Hlathi_97]

Yhu umntana

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Mason Greenwood becomes the first English player after Harry Kane to reach 35 G/A in all competitions this season!

⚽️ 25 goals
🅰️ 10 assists