Mr Guest Of Honor!

Family above everything!
Eat,love and Pray!
And also make money!

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

I mean. We can't compare rigged achievements.
So yeah. Whatever broski

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

At this point, it is ridiculous for anyone to still be arguing about who is the greatest between Ronaldo and Messi, unless you are approaching the debate like a bootlicking supporter.

Messi has won more than 45 major trophies during his career, compared to Cristiano Ronaldo’s 35-plus, and has also won a record eight Ballon d’Or awards, while Ronaldo has won five.
Messi’s achievements include winning the FIFA World Cup with Argentina in 2022, something that has eluded Ronaldo throughout his career.

While Ronaldo remains one of the greatest goalscorers the game has ever seen, the numbers show that Messi has collected more team honours and individual accolades, giving him the edge when greatness is measured by trophies and awards.

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

We'll figure it out in the morning. For now, It's us! In the togetherness of private parts and mental break through ya my type!

[Aimee 🤍 @aime_mwizaa]

If condom is not available what can someone use as protection? 🤔

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

Let’s please minimize shopping online so we can help save the jobs of our brothers and sisters working in stores and branches 😢🙏

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

To play with that thing!

[GENARO @n_makhubele]

Why are you driving an automatic car as a man?

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

Respectful leave Her by mistake

[Derah @Derahobs]

Wħat wìll y0u do

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

That's a lie.
Vele, you was thinking of dodging the date.
You just got served with your own shit.

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

I have a date on Saturday and i jokingly asked him what would happen if I cancelled. He said, “Not a problem, I can easily get other girls.”

Date successfully cancelled.

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

Gamblers please.
Have thi in mind!
The House always wins!

[🥨 @elyshianone]

Hit me with the harshest reality truth.

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

I loose respect for niggas who don't mind their business.
Cool!

[Dr MuVenda @Ndi_Muvenda_]

I’ve lost respect for people who buy cars before owning a house💔🤞

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

4 times I did that

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Anyone ever resigned from a job without any backup plans?

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

@KeishyM0 @PinketteXO Lol

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

Cool

[𝙻𝙰𝙳£𝙷€𝚁$£𝙻𝙵 @Thebiglade]

A girl leaving you because you’re broke is valid!!

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

We be kissing in tongues also.
All the way to BJ

[gabriella♡ @ghizeee]

Do u guys kiss with morning breath

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

Statements like this bore me, because why ain't you tell the story behind.
Mara anyway
Whatever.

[Dlangamandla @MzoloUnfiltered]

Men are princesses nowadays 😫

[I Love America News @ILA_NewsX]

@elonmusk Harvard has been teaching the children of the world elite that it's normal to want to exterminate White people. This is not a conspiracy. They are literally publishing their plans.

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

Where do you'll get this thinking, mara ehh!?

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

funny how men have hated women since the dawn of time but now women hate men and suddenly there’s a problem

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

The problem is in the 6 months waiting period.

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

Osa nrotela.

[𝙻𝙰𝙳£𝙷€𝚁$£𝙻𝙵 @Thebiglade]

If a condom is not available, what else can someone use as protection??

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

@tumi_keleps Lol

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

Are you diluted jo!?

[Bathong Tshepo @TshepoBacela]

Majita we know you're hustling but not ngabo 6 please_😭😭💔

[Mr Guest Of Honor! @Hlonniii]

With your thinking. You failed them
But i don't expect you to understand

[IG: Mrsmahlaku_explores @mahlaku_m]

Your take?