The Mediocre Mrs. Maisel

Copywriter and often wronger ✨ @mujschool alum

[The Mediocre Mrs. Maisel @HmFoxyBoxy]

me: I’m so busy right now, I need help
my boss: we found another writer to help
me: no

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If I don’t text you back I’m booked/busy/disconnected from my phone. If you don’t text me back you wish I was dead. I don’t make the rules

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@kenrearley hope Andrew's impassioned screaming helped! nice hanging with you.

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@Lufthansa_USA

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@Lufthansa_USA Your link didn't even work.

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and I always will

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fucking hell

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do the Greeks have a word for the indescribable feeling of bonding with a bridal party only to never see them again after the wedding

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I am so fucking serious when I say Shein needs to be declared illegal and shut down…the amount at which it outpaces anyone else on fast fashion creation is horrible

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

@hickoryburger I am a 31-year-old with student loan debt, a useless journalism degree, and bills to pay. Just like the tweet and go.

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when the client calls the copy "witty"

[E&J Brandy @EJBrandy]

96 years. 1,400 miles. One incredible legacy. Discover the story of the Grandmother of Juneteenth, @therealopallee, who was instrumental in the fight to sign Juneteenth into law as a federally recognized holiday. https://t.co/MMzCv5i7nw

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@EJBrandy ginger ale! ✨

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“whole milk okay?” no literally never

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overnight curlers and nose strip is such an elite look, fashion and function baby

[cardinal copium @emotionalpedant]

he's just like me fr

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I’m sorry, but half these Netflix special people aren’t real comedy. Real comedy is my nail tech saying “See you tomorrow!” every time I check out

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we’ll do anything but pass gun laws.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

The FBI produced a video on how to survive a mass shooting

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It’s time for us to move to a 32-hour work week with no loss in pay. We can reduce the stress level in our country and allow Americans to enjoy a better quality of life.

[Zach PS @zachsullentrup]

My face when I heard the Tucker Carlson news

[The Mediocre Mrs. Maisel @HmFoxyBoxy]

me: I won’t need to pack my allergy meds, there’s not a lot of pollen in the desert
the Arizona super bloom: