Hann Saff

Artist & Adventurer.

[Hann Saff @Hmsaff]

I like to let my coffee cool to the perfect temperature, then forget that I'm drinking it, then reheat it, and then let it cool again.

[Hann Saff @Hmsaff]

So without further ado, the photos of the result. TLDR: Hammock & cheerios = Chicka Chicka boom boom

[Hann Saff @Hmsaff]

But I didn't set it up correctly, and it fell. And I fell. And the cheerios fell.

[Hann Saff @Hmsaff]

This morning I got up, got dressed, did my hair, loaded some laundry and then loaded up a bowl of cheerios to enjoy in the hammock.

[Hann Saff @Hmsaff]

So I have a hammock on my patio that I sit in sometimes. It rained yesterday so I tied it up tighter to the patio so it wouldn't blow away.

[Hann Saff @Hmsaff]

@LaurenNGriffin @CornellAMST This is great!!!!

[Hann Saff @Hmsaff]

Please submit your review here: Toenail clippers - 3.75 stars. While at first I was frustrated with the thought of using toenail clippers on my fingernails, they served adequately. They arrived promptly and quietly and without complaint. Would use again.

[Hann Saff @Hmsaff]

Alright, Toenail clippers it is then. Thanks everyone who applied.

[Hann Saff @Hmsaff]

ISO any 1 of my 4 pairs of fingernail clippers. Toenail clippers need not apply. Serious inquiries only.

[Stephanie Beatriz @iamstephbeatz]

Tweet these words: #brooklyn99 #RenewB99 https://t.co/3dT3C9Y02i

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

Half beast half machine creatures stalk children on plains infested with giant rodents. The sun, a being of pure light has gained conciousnesss, both gibbering and wailing its existential nightmare like a dictator to the cyborgs below. This is the grimdark setting of teletubbies.

[Hann Saff @Hmsaff]

Frontier attendant assumed I was a minor while checking-in. They always say "take it as a compliment," but I'm worried I'll never hit puberty. #dearGoditsmeHannah

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Could you imagine loving and raising a child only to have that child record a live concert on their phone?

[Hann Saff @Hmsaff]

Saw my first kingfisher of the year and proclaimed "YASSS KWEEN" out loud. #birdwatching #birding #northernmi

[Hann Saff @Hmsaff]

Just saw a female downy woodpecker while parking at work. CAN THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER?! #birdnerd #birdwatching

[The Onion @TheOnion]

White House Now Just Holding Continuous Going-Away Party For Departing Staffers https://t.co/W8mmnYPL7A

[Hann Saff @Hmsaff]

@gracefitzzy97 Shout out wearing the size sticker on a shirt without knowing it for three hours.

[Hann Saff @Hmsaff]

@gracefitzzy97 Shout out to being a hot pocket and everybody loves your inner boiling beauty!

[Hann Saff @Hmsaff]

Just watch the video about #LindseyVonn and her grandpa on tv....now I'm crying in a yurt with a bunch of sweaty skiers eating lunch. #2018WinterOlympics