jean valjean

I'm a baaaad man

[jean valjean @HnsccGage]

@ellonico LMFAO

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Me looking at the self checkout camera as I scan a TV as a banana

[jean valjean @HnsccGage]

Major antipast’ first
Then soup, meatballs and ‘scarole
Then the baked manicott’
THEN the bird

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

“what happened to all the gabagool?”
me:

[Big Sarj @SubzeroSarj]

This how it feels to miss mcdonalds breakfast

[jean valjean @HnsccGage]

@trumanblackfr please fix
Dolby fucked the mix
Pls

[Anthony McAvoy @mcavoy_ant]

Thank you so much Dave Filoni… you have made Ashoka the best live action show that we have seen in the entirety of the Star Wars franchise… tonight’s episode was an absolute masterpiece!!! #Ashoka

[jean valjean @HnsccGage]

People that absolutely burn the fuck out of your eggs. Why. It reeks like sulfur and I don’t believe you when you say you “like them this way”
Turn the heat down please

[emily may @emilykmay]

fascinated that anyone in their 20s could have a home decor style beyond “this was free on marketplace”, “this was my grandma’s” or “I live near an outlet mall and checked daily for a year until a couch was marked under $500”

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

Usher was right. Situations will arise in our lives. And we really do have to be smart about it

[Baaulp @Baaulp]

Invented a new sleeping technique guaranteed to give you nightmares. Cover your upper half in really warm blankets but leave everything below the belt uncovered. Legs exposed to cool air. Immediately had dreams about a field of dogs getting hit by lightning over and over

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

imagine how good a miller high life would look in a studio ghibli movie

[spicebae @spicebae_]

not Pauly D breaking the door down so his girlfriend could get her lick back 😭 love to see it 😩👏🏾

[Grace @graceyldn]

Looool the one LOTR in there

[lesbian esq. @lesbianlawfirm]

omw to sniff out the scattered xanax like a truffle pig