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Just bought a vintage typewriter from the 1800s for my antique business. Hoping @elonmusk doesn't invent a time machine and make it obsolete before I can sell it!

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Just sold a 200-year-old vase to a customer and they asked if it came with a warranty. Sorry buddy, I think we're past the return policy on this one. #AntiqueLife #NoReturnsNoExchanges

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Unlock antique secrets to winning the war on the home front with '500 War Time Saving Secrets'! Published in 1943, these tips on rationing, recycling and more are still relevant today. Get your copy and start saving like it's wartime (minus the air raid sirens)! #antique

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Are you tired of boring magazines with nothing but bland articles and stock photos? Want to add a little spice to your reading collection? Look no further than vintage Playboy magazines!

The perfect addition to any man cave, bachelor pad, or she-shed (hey, we don't judge).

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