The Fan Man

It's Dorky Day! Fetch me my Moon Lute.

[The Extreme Music Enthusiast @TheExtremeMusi1]

Is this the greatest Scottish band of all time???

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

An extraordinary moment. Guardian to stop publishing on Twitter https://t.co/T0B30alXAK

[The Fan Man @HoarseBadorties]

@StelucBrooks @NaomiRipon1111 @sharrond62 I honestly think these people are the ones who were never loved at home, never liked in school and never successful in their jobs. What other reason is there for their mistrustful and pessimistic world view? They thrive on hatred and love the shit-stirring.
What horrible people.

[The Fan Man @HoarseBadorties]

@henderson88881 @IanDunt Sure mate. Are Swift and Starmer in the room with you now?

[The Fan Man @HoarseBadorties]

@md_HarryShipman @nick_aisbitt @itvnews @Peston Ditto!

[WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK @JANUSZCZAK]

My follower numbers are plunging as thoughtful people depart Musk’s rat-infested ship of fools. I’m hanging on for now. Let’s see if my number of followers gets back to one!

[Queen City Jamz @QueenCityJamz]

RIP David Berman. Gone 5 yrs, feels like a lot longer. Dang.

[The Fan Man @HoarseBadorties]

@InfamousVilly @mcallister_bell @odinmanhat666 @Fx1Jonny @PeteDry @DANNYUNFILTERED Do you mean 'sneering' you illiterate cunt?

[The Fan Man @HoarseBadorties]

@terrygeorge654 @implausibleblog You really are a massive cunt aren't you Terry. You get challenged and have no answer so you run away.

[The Fan Man @HoarseBadorties]

@terrygeorge365 You needn't bother you massive cunt.

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

Anyone else woken up this morning to listen anxiously to the news and feeling relieved, prouder of who we are, and just a bit more disdainful of the Tommy Robinsons and Elon Musks of this world? Well done decency, well done the police

[Taj Ali @Taj_Ali1]

Happy Oswald Mosley being knocked out by Manchester anti-fascists day to all who celebrate. (1962)

[Chris Whitehead @christof88]

@miffythegamer "The doctors, they saw me and they said they'd never seen an ear recover like mine. My ear fought off that bullet in such a massive way. They told me I'm now immune to bullets. Maybe even super immune."

[Prof Janina Ramirez @DrJaninaRamirez]

Taking a moment to reassure you about the Reform votes. The media will emphasise it. But remember most of the votes are coming from disgruntled Tories who could not bring themselves to vote Labour. Reform are the dustbin for the conservative voters that have always been here.

[Nigella Lawson @Nigella_Lawson]

🤸🏽‍♂️🥬🤸🏽‍♂️

[Prof Janina Ramirez @DrJaninaRamirez]

My first reactions to #Election2024 exit polls…. If you add Labour, Lib Dem’s & Greens they hold 473 seats. Compare to the right Tories plus Reform they would get 143. Three times as many left-leaning to right-leaning votes?!?! If this is true then the UK I SALUTE YOU!

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

A little aide-mémoire of the 14 years under these rapaciously deprived cunts. Please vote and don’t forget your ID ✊️

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Momentous day.

Funny to think that tomorrow, I’ll most likely be in a new job, and this account, and all we’ve done together, will be tears in rain.

Thank you all for the memories ❤️

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Don’t know who made this:

[Iolo Williams @IoloWilliams2]

What a lovely map to wake up to!!! 👏👏