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Sarah. Sad Clown. Uses big words for money, writes news stuff & makes art happen. Antifa torporist. Settler. Queeeeeeeer. SHOUTS ABOUT DOGS. Relapsing academic.

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A list of about half of the Central Ontario donors to the anti-public-health/anti-democracy protesters calling themselves "truckers." Thanks, @WatcherToronto, for doing this.

Of note: less than 1% of Central Ontario is represented here. https://t.co/p3be6aiD72

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@ericalenti where are you working these days?

I want to write something about mental health, and I liked working with you.

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Also of note: despite representing less than 1% of the population, there are a lot of owners and managers, and a lot of people in financial services and real estate, represented here.

Many of the people trying to pass themselves off as "truckers" appear to literally be the 1%.

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A list of about half of the Central Ontario donors to the anti-public-health/anti-democracy protesters calling themselves "truckers." Thanks, @WatcherToronto, for doing this.

Of note: less than 1% of Central Ontario is represented here. https://t.co/p3be6aiD72

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@rickygervais @JNcleary I'm so late to this because I just wanted to verify the quote before repeating it elsewhere, but yes. Yes, they are.

Especially for folks who have been there, or are there and go there every day. When you're suicidal, life and death are both absurd. That's what keeps you alive.

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And while I've got you, any progress on those harm reduction supplies and a sharps bin for Queen's Athletic Field? Anyone who expects my vote in the next municipal election had better be pounding the pavement in this neighbourhood now, addressing the community's concerns.

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.@GreaterSudbury If you're not going to install sidewalks or clear the ones that exist, could you put in a stop sign? Spent ten minutes getting splashed by cars, waiting to cross. 🤬

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.@GreaterSudbury I saw the news today about the snow clearing budget surplus. Mind sending a plow over to the West End? The sidewalk on the North side of Walnut hasn't been cleared all winter, and walking to my grandparents' on the other side of Regent is downright dangerous.

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@CharlotteAsks @PiecesofMargo Exactly. You gotta make up for the time you'll lose because you have to go to bed early and catch up sleep during your workday.

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@PiecesofMargo You're running a business, not a public service. He's not entitled to a 5am suck'n'fuck just because he wants one. Say no or charge more without guilt.

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@redditships And maybe don't get together with all your friends any time soon, eh?

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@redditships Oh, buddy. Tell her you liked the football font and Brady connection and that it's a guy thing. Swear your stupid friends and brothers to secrecy. Do a little ceremony where you spit on your hands or something. But by Zoom because we're having a pandemic, you fucking knob.

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The narration that follows describes emperors "sleeping with" "attractive" "servants available for pleasure, night and day."
The real Marcia wasn't a chambermaid. The sexualized rape scene was contrived just for this series, just to titillate. So WTF?

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WTF @netflix
I'm watching a long, heavily sexualized scene of Commodus raping a slave in "Roman Empire." After he strips her clothing and gropes her, the slave is played as though she enjoys the rape.

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@pastachips They just told us were going into lockdown at 12.01 am on the 24th. Sucks for the folks who were expecting to make their plans last minute.

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Wait a minute. I think I broke the Twitter again. @pastachips I'm trying so hard to chat about the stories with you, possibly against your will, but I've forgotten how to Twitter.

Also I really hope they didn't rape Tosh and then write her out of the show.

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@pastachips I need to run away to Shetland and marry DI Perez. I understand that he's fictional, but that's just the way it has to be. The winters aren't a problem. They're worse here.

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Is it some unreasonable hour there? I feel like this is a very important topic. Turns out Scottish TV and Canadian TV are both actually just the same half dozen Irish actors playing all the parts. Except they're much funnier here.