Matt Hoar

Owner of All the Dogs in the World.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

CONFIRMED: The Premier League to restart on June 17

[Matt Hoar @Hoarza11]

@SugaSeanMMA @OscarJJensen the man is back 👐

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Doxing! Fucking Eskom dishing out load shedding the night before my last exam!!
How the fuck am I meant to play Xbox without electricity.

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@trxnding_ @Nikie_Jairo11 @listercatinho

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So someone crashed into the side of my car when I was driving back from Sportsman’s Warehouse as I was buying a Springboks Jersey. My car is now fucked and I won’t have a car for the next 30 days or so.
Bottom line is that I now have a Springboks Jersey. #StrongerTogether 🇿🇦

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@ufc @jameswillow1998 @JamesMac45 !!!

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It’s the day after my 5 day bender. Just Uber Eated McDonald’s. My fountain Coke and chocolate milkshake come without straws. My chips are cold and my chicken nuggets arrive with NO SAUCE. Can you imagine ...

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Don’t even care that I snapped my 3 Wood in half anymore.
5 Day Bender. RING RING!

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I hate golf. What a stupid fucking sport.

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@JonnyBones @JamesMac45

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Coach u14 rugby at Bishops and found it pretty classic to see during our game against a government school one of their dads on the sideline shouted “Fuck them up! These boys drink fucking Woolworths milk” 😂

[Harry Turner @Harry8Turner]

Filled with inspiration back in the day. Now just filled with Pies. @DougRamsden

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Last exam today which means today is my first day of holiday. Planning on spending the next few weeks doing sweet fuck all. Proper fuck all. Old school fuck all. Like watching the kettle boil and parking by the toaster in the mornings to keep warm. #fuckyesfuckall

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@Harry8Turner I’ll just leave this here. Cool sweater vest dude.

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Just came off the front nine with 52. Waiting at halfway house to see what Harry Turner shot. If he beat me I’m not playing golf for the rest of the year.