The Hobbits

You can learn all there is to know about our ways in a month and yet after a hundred years we can still surprise you at a pinch

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For all you Americans looking to leave the USA, the Shire is great all year round!

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Blake Godbee needs to get out of his hobbit hole and get on Twitter.

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I’m going to need a lot of pipe weed to get through this Monday.

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Sometimes when you're a mixture of hungry/lazy you just have left over 2nd breakfast for lunch.

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I had the most healthy, Hobbit low-cal, all natural breakfast smoothie!

...but I think I'm gonna have my weight in bacon for 2nd b-fast.

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What song is most played by wizards on 4th of July?

Firework by Katy Perry

#WizardPlaylist
#Gandalf and his #Whizpoppers

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3 perks of living underground:

1) Can't hear the fireworks.

2) Can't hear the fireworks.

3) Can't hear the fireworks.

#happy4th

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What has roots that nobody sees, Is taller than trees up, up it goes, and yet never grows?

#RiddleMeThisGollum

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Don't forget to thank a veteran from Helms Deep, Pelennor Fields, or the Black Gate. #NeverForget #FreedomForMiddleEarth

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Enjoy some of Gandalf's whizpoppers today!

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Hobbits can sing.

Take Pippin for example:

https://t.co/aF4mkW4G5X

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Modern day Orc conversation:

"We haven't had anything but E network for 3 stinking days." -Uruk

"Yeah, why don't we have some LTE?" -Orc

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My favourite thing to do is to kick elves in the shin.

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Happy Hobbit Day!

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What kind of wood do you prefer for your walking stick?

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Ran out of Longbottom Leaf...anyone want to help a hobbit out?

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Lumberjacks make sure to stay clear of the woods near the borders of Buckland.

Trees attacking those with sharp objects.

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...oh wait.

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I haven't sent out a hobbit tweet in a while...

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Tom Bombadil says he sees walking/talking trees. I say he's been smoking a little too much pipe weed.
#UnintentionalRhyme