Hobbling Hector

Just a conservative pirate hobbling his way through the maelstrom that is Twitter. Also a huge POTC fan.

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@DepressedDarth Join the Pirates, we have free rum

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@MCV_Viankana @Sacerdotus @FidemTurbare @Atheist_Dragon @MrsArcanum @Aspentroll I still don't believe you lol. Bye. I'll pray for you.

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@MCV_Viankana @Sacerdotus @FidemTurbare @Atheist_Dragon @MrsArcanum @Aspentroll Also, if you "interpret" it as doing such, you're only part of the problem. Bible cannot be individually interpreted. Only by magisterium

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@MCV_Viankana @Sacerdotus @FidemTurbare @Atheist_Dragon @MrsArcanum @Aspentroll The Holy Spirit placed Christ in her. Nothing short of a miracle. Divine mystery. She existed. Christ was a real man, He had a real mother.

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@MCV_Viankana @Sacerdotus @FidemTurbare @Atheist_Dragon @MrsArcanum @Aspentroll No you didn't lol. I just scoured through all your tweets and can't find it.

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@MCV_Viankana @Sacerdotus @FidemTurbare @Atheist_Dragon @MrsArcanum @Aspentroll She was a virgin dude lol.

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@MCV_Viankana @Sacerdotus @FidemTurbare @Atheist_Dragon @MrsArcanum @Aspentroll You claimed God raped the VIRGIN Mary.

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@MCV_Viankana @Sacerdotus @FidemTurbare @Atheist_Dragon @MrsArcanum @Aspentroll Obviously not devout enough. Protestantism is a heresy from the true Church founded by Christ. That is a historical fact. So they are not.

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@MCV_Viankana @Sacerdotus @FidemTurbare @Atheist_Dragon @MrsArcanum @Aspentroll You never asked me that lol. You asked me to prove Christ wasn't gay

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@MCV_Viankana @Sacerdotus @FidemTurbare @Atheist_Dragon @MrsArcanum @Aspentroll The KJV was not approved by it, and was mostly created for political purposes to cement the Church of England.

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@MCV_Viankana @Sacerdotus @FidemTurbare @Atheist_Dragon @MrsArcanum @Aspentroll The King James Version was built to slander Catholics by a fake church. There is ONE true Church, the Catholic Church.

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@MCV_Viankana @Sacerdotus @FidemTurbare @Atheist_Dragon @MrsArcanum @Aspentroll However, He officially was not as the Church condemns homosexual behavior as a sin, and as Christ founded the Church, He is perfect.

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@MCV_Viankana @Sacerdotus @FidemTurbare @Atheist_Dragon @MrsArcanum @Aspentroll You're going into a cycle of circular reasoning because nothing actually says if He was or wasn't because most people don't ask that

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@MCV_Viankana @Sacerdotus @FidemTurbare @Atheist_Dragon @MrsArcanum @Aspentroll Which translation is that lol. King James? I wouldn't trust that one.