Bison Playoff football, pizza rolls, and 40 degrees in North Dakota in December. Feels like @ShroffPxP should be here with this North Carolina weather. @jonesofthrones
Took our tailgating truck to get the oil changed.
Mechanic upon completion of service: “I topped off your washer fluid as well.”
(Mechanic smiles expecting a thank you)
Me: “…did you also happen to install working windshield wipers?”