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Mike the chicken lived a full year after his head got chopped off — until he choked to death on a kernel of corn. #AsItHappuns
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We have had to pull the cutlery off the side table at the café because people who bring their own lunch are using the forks and now we have no forks for the customers who actually need the fork for eating the salad they buy.
“It’s summer on campus? But we’re hungry and want lunch.” So says a middle aged man when he asked where the cafeteria was and I informed him it was closed for the summer and suggested places in town to eat. His response “that’s too far away”