Granlund's Girl

[Granlund's Girl @Hockey_Addict77]

Hey @Cbro14 https://t.co/O5hNz1u0cu

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

The Emotional Trauma of a Pokeball...

[Granlund's Girl @Hockey_Addict77]

My level of agitation has skyrocketed today

[Granlund's Girl @Hockey_Addict77]

@Parda_P I'm on and off

[Granlund's Girl @Hockey_Addict77]

I fucking hate when my parents baby me and that's all they fucking do

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

Parise: "Hopefully from now we keep generating more offense." #mnwild

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

Spurgeon on Parise: "You could tell from his first shift he was going [hard] out there and the team followed." #mnwild

[Chad Graff @ChadGraff]

Zach Parise upset he didn't get credit for a fifth point tonight. "I've never seen a home rink tougher to get points in than ours." #MNWild

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

Parise: "You work hard and when things aren’t going well, it’s tough. It feels good when it shifts the other way." #mnwild

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

Spurgeon on Parise's hat trick: "It’s something special in this league and to do it in one period is pretty crazy." #mnwild

[Chad Graff @ChadGraff]

Zach Parise completes a first period hat trick. He had two goals in his last 25 games. Three tonight in 16:33. #mnwild

[Hockey Wilderness @hockeywildernes]

Pay that Man his Money. Parise with the hat trick on the power play!

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

#ZachTrick! 3 for Parise! #mnwild takes a 3-1 lead with 3:27 left in the first against Calgary!

[Hockey Wilderness @hockeywildernes]

That's his third hat trick this season

[Kraft Mac & Cheese @kraftmacncheese]

55,000 more people tweeted about squirrels than Kraft Mac & Cheese's new recipe. #didntnotice