(RP bait <3)
*Pocus is in a rare location: a bench about 50 feet from the carnival boardwalk. Hocus's head is settled behind theirs, so he's out for however long. Pocus stares at the stars, watching them twinkle with a sad, but numb look in their eye.*
[ HELLO, OUR WONDERFUL MARKS!! We hope you have prepared yourself for this INCREDIBLE announcement!! ]
{ Within the next few days, one of our main attractions will be hosting a small event, where you have the opportunity to learn about a very special thing! Stay tuned for that! }
(This interaction talks about @emowormy1234)
{ Brother, have you signed the check for Squirm? }
[ Of COURSE!!! Do you believe I would DARE to withhold payment from such a STAR employee? ]
{ Just checking. I’ll get this sent to his Gardenview in a flash! }
[ GLORIOUS!!! ]
{ Brother, don't you think we should hire more employees? }
[ My DEAREST sibling! What could have brought THIS subject to that TINY mind of yours?]
{ Well, Squirm is great, but we need more attractions or utility employees... }
[ We mustn't FORCE work, Pocus! Remember that! ]