Duke ⚡️

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

So yall shower before going to bed & then wake up to take another one?

[Shayneisfree” @shaynefreeman19]

Just checked what’s in the refrigerator

[Eli @elkelk]

Never understood why boarding a flight early is a “perk”

Great, I get to sit for an extra 22 minutes in an uncomfortable seat while we don’t move

[1OF1 🅿️ @Only1P_]

At war with myself because I know I can do better

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

[Funmi🤎 @luwatofunmi]

Dear Apple, "WERE" is an actual word!
Stop correcting it to "we're" when it doesn't match the context!

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

I see the Moonwalk and the lean but this right here is one of my favourite 😂🔥

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Ngl the music your parents introduce you to stays with you forever

[Zion @zionszzn]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

People who cook breakfast before goin to work grown as hell 😂😂

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Co-worker : Why don't your socks match?

Me: Why don't your kids lastnames match?

Now I’m heading to HR

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

You put on your headphones and suddenly everyone feels like talking to you.

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

My mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day…… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

yelling out “what they say” before your favorite part of song comes up makes the song better idk why lol

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

NOEM: I would disagree with the judge

CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?

NOEM: A what?

CROCKETT: A law degree

NOEM: No I do no-

CROCKETT: Okay

[Covie @covie_93]

People were more outraged by the lie about Haitians eating dogs and cats than billionaires actually eating babies.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I knew Black folks don’t take mental health seriously when I told my uncle I have anxiety and I’m starting medication he looked me dead in the eye, shook his head, and said, “So you just f*cking nervous?” 💀😭

[Suge San Junipero @SugarDunkerton]

Kendrick did 133.5 million views & stood as the most watched halftime show in SuperBowl history....

..... Until Bad Bunny smashed that with 135.4 million.

Standing as the 1st and 2nd most viewed halftimes ever; lot of motion for 2 artists "nobody" wanted to see.

🤘🏿