HoeShit

hoes do hoe shit 🥶

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I sometimes think if I went to the ocean I might stumble across all the flip flops I lost in the river. They probably made it to the ocean right?

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We need to normalize going outside to have a lil scream. A bitch has to release this rage.

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How is heaven supposed to be all happiness if all the things that make me happy are sins?

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Tiddies are perfect for wiping ur phone screen.... like after you sneeze on it or sum

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My mom doesn’t reply when I send her TikToks and that shit hurts

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I just wanna know why in all the TV shows with high school kids they’re all talking about getting into Ivy League schools. Like that shit ain’t real is it?

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Why do white moms add the word “crack” to all the shit they be cookin. Like sis if ur gonna call it crack there better be some in there cuz I’m not eating ur bland ass chili for nothin

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Also a bitch can be in a committed loving relationship but when Thru ur Phone or Truth Hurts comes on she gonna be yellin and and pointing them dagger eyes right at her man. Even if he ain’t done shit she knows men are trash

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A bitch can be scream fighting with her bf at a party but as soon as No Hands comes on they gon be out on the dance floor throwin it back like they gonna make a baby tn

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If I die young my best friends better be clearing out my phone! Bc I know damn well my momma will be snooping through that shit wayyy before she would start mourning me 😳 snap, insta, tinder, photos, messages, AND ESPECIALLY TWITTER. Delete all that shit... its girl code bich

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I love when a good little church girl doesn’t know how twitter works and they throw a like at some grimey porn that everyone sees 🙂

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It’s hard to be a hoe in middle America bc men put shit like “yeah I’m DTF (Down To Farm)” IN THIER FUCKING TINDER PROFILE 🤠