kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸

tweets based on the novel “push” by sapphire • he/him

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

If I was a beer, I’d be a Chudlight

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

Cereal was invented by Big Milk in order to sell more milk

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

Getting boss hogged in the palisade

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

She triple on my dipper until I Chilis

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

@Always_Gametime I’m liking what I’m seeing from MW4 but I’m a little cautious. They always say they’re gonna stay grounded and all that and then Season 1 comes out and you got pink skins and Tung Tung Sahur as an operator

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

@Rekpar3

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

Heard they had a convention in Geneva, shit i did it again

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

@DBGameNews @TempestsArc

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

The lion does not concern himself with backing up his data to iCloud

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

Courtside at the Waffle House watching the cook like it’s a breakfast hibachi

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

@Always_Gametime I haven’t played it yet I just think some of the shits funny lol

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

I call her Winona cause she a Ryder

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

BUT BLACK DYNAMITE, I SELL DRUGS IN THE COMMUNITY

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

Me the second a giveaway talks about “sharing to your story” or “reposting”

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

@tk_the_kitsune @burieddontmiss So did JJK 0 and it still got a movie. Same amount of chapters

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

Do you want to come over and smoke cigarettes and maybe drink one two bottle red wine

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

Dark Souls 4. I will not be taking questions at this time.

[Synth Potato🥔 @SynthPotato]

So this statue, according to insiders is:

- NOT God of War
- NOT Diablo 4 DLC
- NOT Half-life 3
- NOT Lord of the Fallen
- NOT The Elder Scrolls 6

What is going on?
It’s too big of a marketing stunt to be an indie dev, this has to be related to a huge company but who?🤔

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

If it could not be cold as shit…

[kevin d. hoff™ 🇵🇸 @HoffKevin]

The lion does not concern himself with healthy dopamine levels