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The purpose of this record is to demonstrate a neglected factor in phono pickup design.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr I'd like to order a Double, no cheese, fries, and a drink, please.

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@AndyRichter @ConanOBrien Who?

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@AP_Courtside @AP Justice 1: "This is a telephone."
Justice 2: "That is not a telephone."
Justice 3: "I mean..."
Chief Justice: "The case is submitted."

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@EricTrump That’s... that’s not a saying.

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Ringo Suave

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@latimes Same

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Someday we’re all going to look back on this and... I forget the word.

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@HuffPost HEADLINE: White Man Wants Black Man to Keep Quiet

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@MaddowBlog Appears to be?

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@mitchellreports Bubble wrap

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@MSNBC Translation: Fuck you, POTUS.

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@ABC I mean, at least one thing is positive in the White House.

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@Yamiche Did they specify the mask? Because...

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@ABC This is some Ghostbusters looking stuff.

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@McJesse It's pronounced "vacuum".

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@yc Threesome

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#HappyMothersDay to every mom wearing a mask to keep us safe! The rest of you trash humans... it’s Sunday.

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Comedians in Cars Scoring Cocaine

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@HuffPost Cool story, bro.

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@MayerHawthorne Word.