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On Battlestar Galactica: Yes. I watch it. Constantly, in fact. I have a little widget here on my computer. It's always on.

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On the click-through rate sky-rocketing when people told they'll get a virus if they click a link: It's like licking a subway chair.

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On Chess: I know how to mow the lawn too, but that doesn't mean I do it.

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There are no dumb questions. Only dumb people. [Similarly] there are no stupid questions. Only stupid people.

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On olfactory signs that you're having a stroke: Burnt toast? What kind of craziness is that?

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On half-marathon precautions: "Be careful if you smell burnt toast." Hoffington: "Why? It could be the iHop on the corner."

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If you google that later and find out I'm wrong, you can keep it to yourself.

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"I would like to protest this charge for $0. What form should I fill out?"

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well you know all the henny pennies of the world.

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We desperately need a no solicitors sign.

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On Madonna's lowered fame status: She's going to wish she died 10 years ago.

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On Dancing: Hell no, are you out of your mind?

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She never stays with anyone very long. She has a taste for the rappers.

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Mess with a bull, you get the horns. Mess with a steer, you get...away with it.

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Hold on there Speedy! Take a breath would ya!

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The whole thing is dumb.

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What the hell is a #hashtag? Do they mean number symbol? Why do you have to use a #hashtag to search? Why don't you just search?

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Are hobos biodegradable?

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So what is it. Twat? Twote? Help me out.

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If there is anything I like better than a pun I don't know what it is.