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Lifelong Cowboys, Orioles, Sixers, and Tennessee Vols fan. Crazy, I know

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@the7maxims Box

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@DramaAlert New girl insecurity unlocked

[Eithan Haim MD @EithanDHaimMD]

One of the most common calls I get from the ER are for dog attacks - 99% pit bulls.

Mostly these are family pits who all the sudden just snap.

I've seen kids with chewed out eyeballs and scalped faces.

One time there was a kid who got bit in the face - one cheek with a perfect childhood dimple, the other cheek nothing but blood and gore.

Very rare to see kids after suffering a prolonged attack since they're dead at the scene. But adults often survive prolonged attacks.

There was one lady - middle aged, relatively large - who agreed to watch a friend's pit bull. She got attacked in her garage. She showed up with both arms and one leg partially amputated, nearly all the skin of her anterior chest and abdomen was ripped from the underlying fascial layers.

This is all to say that every time I go to the park with my kid, I carry a Glock 19 - partially for protection against societal dregs/third-worlders but more so for protection against their dogs.

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@BoCamaro

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@BillWiIdin @MarkYoungTruth

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Remember when Fauci got owned by a guy on a porch?

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

A guy who just became an American citizen eight years ago sat at George Washington’s desk and lectured us about what it means to be an American on our nation’s 250th birthday.

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@briancrice @CfieldsVFL What do we think is on the back?

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@lambo_raby10 Has Ramirez been confirmed?

[PNW Conservative @PNWConservative]

Yeah, Trump is making a mockery of the White House.

Biden Christmas 👇

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@BigOrangeMack Agree, if he does come back it will only be for the money. Or redo contract and give huge performance incentives.

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@orangejuice_865 😂

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@GHRadio_Mavrick These comments are hilarious

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@SOONERGW @brandon29us @ItsLeland That’s the best they can do? Non alumni who just started?

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@brandon29us @ItsLeland Witten hasn’t coached a down yet, lol

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@benmckee14 Need a change on Fridays, it has to be affecting the entire team.

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@AD_DannyWhite Have we looked into buying land a few miles upstream near the beginning of the TN river for parking and using a ferry, possibly from new entertainment district?

[Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne]

Remember when you and your wife called Bob Iger to have me fired?

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@VolsAF 🤣

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@Raiders Jermod showing up to Raiders camp!