Heinous Hog

fictitious entity and owner of a huge hog.

[Heinous Hog @Hog_Haver]

Go put your desk in the hall

[twicrates 5’8.375 @twicrates]

probably like those blood pressure machines at walmart

[Heinous Hog @Hog_Haver]

I fucking hate Elliot Page. All his stupid fuck ass tiny arm tattoos are stupid and lame.

[Heinous Hog @Hog_Haver]

Unfortunately, beast mode

[IGN @IGN]

Counter-Strike co-creator Minh Le revealed that Valve boss Gabe Newell got so obsessed with Mongolian throat singing at Valve HQ that staff started closing their office doors to escape the noise. https://t.co/sg6cceAdvM

[Heinous Hog @Hog_Haver]

Moving to sluttyhallow trying to dick-more girls

[Heinous Hog @Hog_Haver]

I’m done phone banking, I’ve secured the polycule caucus.

[Heinous Hog @Hog_Haver]

All of my perversions require too much effort

[Heinous Hog @Hog_Haver]

I love Spanish speaking Twitter

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si un varon quiere dormir sobre un par de tetas gigantes es completamente normal y aceptable para la sociedad pero si yo quiero una manta que simule el prepucio del hombre que amo para dormir enrollada en el entonces estoy mal de la cabeza

[boop @lesbianacrobat]

@batologyy Oh like I’m the only one who ever wanted a bit of that golden girls cookie!!!!!

[Heinous Hog @Hog_Haver]

Half swiping on team Snapchat cause they make me nervous

[Heinous Hog @Hog_Haver]

You can’t be talking like that blue eyes white baby

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Getting home and ripping my bra off like spider-man and the symbiote

[Heinous Hog @Hog_Haver]

Half a cup of pussy juice

[Heinous Hog @Hog_Haver]

Picking the microplastics out of my balls like they’re tonsil stones

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I’m dry scooping jello pudding while rubbing my nipples on wet glass

[niki @nikimakesvideos]

Has anyone ever discussed the difference between being bisexual and pansexual????? This could be the next big discourse topic honestly

[Heinous Hog @Hog_Haver]

She spams my outlook trying to see my Phishing Rod

[Heinous Hog @Hog_Haver]

Love scratching my arm pits, I could dig all up in there all night 💯💯

[Heinous Hog @Hog_Haver]

@harrisongordo13 Sendy

[Heinous Hog @Hog_Haver]

I like big fat hogs

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I’ve integer overflowed the vine boom button