Stuart Hogg

International rugby player for @ScotlandTeam and @GlasgowWarriors. Parody account... obvs.

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Back at the team hotel in Cardiff. Disappointing result today. No time to dwell. The Uber has arrived to take the team home.

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Nigel Owens singing the Hokey Cokey:

“Head, shoulders, heads and toes... heads and toes”

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Stuart was woken up in his Cardiff hotel room at 05:42 this morning by Finn Russell who was stood at the end of Stuart’s bed holding a plastic spoon and repeatedly shouting “Coco Pops”.

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Ross Moriarty's been ruled out of the remainder of the tour with injury

Replacement Flanker, Catherine Zeta Jones is set to join the squad

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BREAKING: Tom Jones eagerly awaits his call-up from Gatland. Asked for his thoughts on current Lions form, Tom says, "my my myyyy dyer"

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Judging by Gatland's latest additions to the squad, there's a strong chance Tom Jones, Charlotte Church and Catatonia will make selection.

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Stuart has reacted to the incident with room mate Conor Murray with absolute class and dignity...

Aside from pissing on his gum-shield

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Stuart's packed his bags, collected his belongings, said goodbye to the players /coaches and curled out a large one on Conor Murray's pillow

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BREAKING NEWS: Conor Murray's left elbow has been banned from entering Scotland.

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Hoping we get to visit the Hobbit-town whilst in New Zealand.

It would be lovely for Greig Laidlaw to meet his extended family.

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Stuart's face is bruised and swollen this morning... could be worse though...

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Stuart admits he's "well used to getting a wee black eye on a Saturday"...

He lives in Glasgow.

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Great result today. Lovely shot of Finn Russell celebrating with Greg Laidlaw.

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Just spotted Eddie Jones putting a bunch of toys back in his Pram.

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A week off for the team. Stuart is having a weights day in the gym.

The Gray brothers have gone to Harry Potter World. They love wizards.

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Just pre-ordered Conor O'Shea's Christmas present...

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Not saying the Scotland team partied hard last night but Finn Russell's been spotted with a Kebab on Arthur's Seat wearing a dressing gown.

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Text from Greg Laidlaw:

"What was the score pal? Was watching Come Dine With Me"

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BREAKING NEWS: Vern Cotter just smiled. Witnesses say it lasted 3.2 seconds. It's been described as "magical".

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Stuart says the Murrayfield atmosphere was unbelievable, but admits he couldn't hear the crowd over the whining to the ref from the Welsh.