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Gloucestershire Based six a side team looking to take the international game by storm

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⚽️ who will get on the scoresheet tonight? ⚽️

After 2 goals last time out will @LKavallares win the golden boot this season?

@mikedowle looks his closest competition

#milknomilkmilknomilk #toomuch

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👑 Season opener 👑

Pre season comes to a close as the lads prepare for life in the championship!

Pre season awards:

Top trainer - @Tom_Lyon93 (normally struggles due to massivbackinus but powered through the pain threshold)

Most improved - @lewis_davies2 (only sick once)

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🤯Stat of the week 🤯

After last weeks game review a clear lack of fitness was identified by team physio @philippamaile. The lads have worked tirelessly this week to Improve!

@callan111 topped the power charts by deadlifting 190kg

@LewisWalden92 would be proud

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⚽️ Match Preview ⚽️

◼️The lads must be on top form tonight to avoid a sticky situation against mid table team “gluebags”

◽️@davetherave returns to the starting lineup another year older! Will he still have his dynamic pace?

◼️Jordan Pickford Brewster starts in goal 🙃

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@MichelleQin10 @lewis_davies2 @MrBoothY6 Greetings Michelle Gin.

Is this a formal request to supply the team with a massage gun for every goal they score?

If so the siddle family will be swimming in them.

Wb

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🗞 TEAM NEWS 🗞

@lewis_davies2 faces a last minute fitness test after suffering from a strain of “pussy foot” club physio @MrBoothY6 rated his chances “touch and go” after there 1 on 1 deep tissue massage session this morning

Rest of the team unchanged

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📝 PRESS RELEASE 📝

Following many complaints last week due to a lack of tweet Activity from the CMO. The club would like to confirm that the CMO did go to Dublin for the weekend unannounced but would like to reiterate it fully supports the CMO going forward!

#guesswhoseback

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⚽️ Saturday player profile ⚽️

JAMES THE TRAIN SIDDLE

The fifa21 cards are up, what do you think about our rampaging midfielders card?

Does he deserve a higher rating?

@FIFAcom

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☀️ WARM WEATHER CAMP ☀️

After a challenging couple of games the boys have been training hard to get back on track.

Thankyou @usainbolt and @pipmaile for the workout regime!

#gainz #gainz #gainz

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@ToparBull @GWSGIANTS Amazing!!

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@MartinJColley @Tom_Lyon93 Good luck mate #bigswell

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@Tom_Lyon93 @LKavallares Here we go lads! Next season will be our time!!!!!

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@04brewsterj The captain is always the last to leave!!!!

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@Tom_Lyon93 Gr8 times Tom! We will get out of this slump and restore pride to our badge

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@callum_lusted Big shout out king cal! Can’t wait for you to pull the jersey on again #siddleingoalallgame

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Tough game again last night!

However press releases like below are untrue and we will be taking action against the publisher.

After video analysis this morning and a hard session mood in the camp is upbeat again as the boys head off on the annual warm weather training camp!

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@_stephwatkins @LydiaBuckley_ @maxfelton5 @KLJ29 @CazQuinny @annie @laura_german01 @AlexBayross @tomyankings @chaycethemoney @jakeclifford @mrbritten @MrThorpe3 Apologies @_stephwatkins your twitter handle was sent to us to sign up to sponsor one of our players! You had ticked to sponsor our talisman the bald eagle @LKavallares is this still something your interested in?

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@LydiaBuckley_ @maxfelton5 @_stephwatkins @KLJ29 @CazQuinny @AnnIe @laura_german01 @AlexBayross @tomyankings @chaycethemoney @jakeclifford @mrbritten @MrThorpe3 @pipmaile whose going tonight? Let’s get behind the boys

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Match preview 📰

◾️JB wins his 50th cap

▫️Opposition teams dad on a warning to reign it in. Will his emotions over come him?

◾️ Has @meganhandleyx tamed the beast @jamessiddle

▫️With the @JoshMogg1 designed gruelling warm weather camp days away how focused are the team?

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🟩Green light 🟩

Repeat @lewisdavies_28 will start tonight after suffering from a sickness bug on Sunday morning.

This morning the situation was deemed touch and go but team doc Baz has confirmed he was just being a hungover whimp